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Quotes About Pretzel

After getting recognized in public from my picture on our pretzel bag, I can understand not wanting to be in the public eye. It has given me a public persona I had always avoided as a child. I do it because it's for a good cause.
~ Nell Newman
I like that: a little pressure on the understood boundaries of yourself. Sounded like something out of a self-awareness class, probably with yoga. See what kind of a pretzel you can tie yourself into and press on the understood... I was raving, if only to myself.
~ Robin McKinley
You could tell them why they should hire you so very much better than I could. But they won't listen to you and they'll listen to me. Because I'm the middleman. The shortest distance between two points is not a straight line--it's a middleman. And the more middlemen, the shorter. Such is the psychology of a pretzel.
~ Ayn Rand
Romney is an accomodationist technocrat who is an ideological pretzel of a man.
~ James Carville
New Rule: It's okay for the president to play ball in the house. It's easy to judge and say this scene detracts from the dignity of the White House--until you consider the end zone is between Clinton's semen stain and where Bush OD'd on a pretzel.
~ Bill Maher
What wasdat, sir? What wazzat sir? What wassat, sir?" "Wayne, what are you babbling about?" Waxillium asked. "Practicing my pretzel guy," Wayne said. "He had a great accent..." Waxillium glanced at him. "That hat looks ridiculous." "Fortunately, I can change hats," Wayne said in the pretzel-guy accent, "while you, sir, are stuck with that face.
~ Brandon Sanderson
My favorite airport snack is probably either a smoothie with berries and Greek yogurt from Jamba Juice or an Auntie Anne's pretzel because I cannot walk past Auntie Anne's smelling that without eating it.
~ Devon Windsor
In Einstein's equation, time is a river. It speeds up, meanders, and slows down. The new wrinkle is that it can have whirlpools and fork into two rivers. So, if the river of time can be bent into a pretzel, create whirlpools and fork into two rivers, then time travel cannot be ruled out.
~ Michio Kaku
So, hey, you wanna meet me out in the shed later?" Finn asked, popping a pretzel into his mouth. "Oh, sure," Megan replied, flushing slightly. "What're you two doing in the shed together?" Evan asked, raising his eyebrows. Megan's flush deepened.
~ Kate Brian
I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace.
~ Terri Guillemets, 2002
I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace.
~ Terri Guillemets
You till be glad to know the President is practicing safe snacks. in reference to her husband's fainting spell caused by a pretzel
~ Laura Bush
A laugh burst from Nina's lips. "Not as awkward as it must be for you. Honey, please. If you bent around any harder trying to let me know you fucked Lex to try and make me feel bad, you'd be a pretzel. Although you're about as smart as one.
~ Lauren Dane
My first words were always about food - I grew up in northern California, and when I was 10 years old, I had my own pretzel cart business.
~ Guy Fieri
We eat all organic at home, so if we're running around and the kids want a hot dog or pretzel, I'll get it for them.
~ Kelly Rutherford