Quotes About Ingenuity

A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutrient from cows.

Recipe? Recipe? We don' need no stinkin' recipe.

Don't try to be the next Rachael Ray or Bobby Flay, we already have those people. We want someone who is going to make their own mark on 'Food Network.'

Bouillabaisse is only good because cooked by the French, who, if they cared to try, could produce an excellent and nutritious substitute out of cigar stumps and empty matchboxes.

The belly is the giver of genius.

Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.

When I was a kid, my mother used to feed me mashed-potato sandwiches, brussel sprout sandwiches; my brain cells were starving from lack of food. I'll eat anything. I'll eat dirt.

With the stones we cast at them, geniuses build new roads with them.

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

When all the options you are given are bad make your own.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it...

Creativity in science could be described as the act of putting two and two together to make five

I only had a high school education and believe me, I had to cheat to get that.

I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles was a laid-back company. They said F**k it. Cut 'em up.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party.

Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.

Engineering...to define rudely but not inaptly, is the art of doing that well with one dollar, which any bungler can do with two after a fashion.

Dac? nu exist? ferestre, ele trebuie inventate.

Que yo me sienta, todavía hoy, ingenuo e inmaduro (es decir, con sólo los defectos de la juventud y casi ninguna de sus virtudes) no significa que tenga el derecho de exhibir esa ingenuidad y esa inmadurez

Creativity Loves Constraints.

And yet there is space for human creativity to creep between those iron bars. We bend them, we slip through them from time to time.