Quotes About Pina colada

When you're putting together a campaign for president, like I've been, that entails a lot of time. It's not like I've been at the beach sipping a pina colada.

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.

Me: I can have the weather delivered every morning to my phone by weather.com. What could be better? 101: Getting caught in the rain? "I can't beleive it. The nerve of him. The Pina Colada song?" I shriek. "My God, that's clever," says Bunny. "I guess he was tired of his lady; they'd been together too long." She winks at me and I scowl back at her.