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Quotes About Politeness

The phones were ringing off the hook, and the sweetness in Allan Vasey's voice was almost purely a matter of routine. Had to be nice to the customers, man. At all costs. You had to keep them happy. In fact, just this morning, he'd pinned a bogus memo up over the dispatch desk: it said BE POLITE, OR WE'LL KILL YOU. Signed, The Management. At least two of the people who came into the office weren't sure that it was a joke.
~ Chet Williamson
One shows more warmth before ending a wrong number call.
~ Chetan Bhagat
By the way, what an extraordinarily polite game tennis is. The chief word in it seems to be 'sorry' and admiration of each other's play crosses the net as frequently as the ball.
~ J. M. Barrie
Indeed, madam, your ladyship is very sparing of your tea: I protest, the last I took was no more than water bewitch'd.
~ Jonathan Swift
Two of the most pleasant words in the English language are "please" and "thank you."
~ Author unknown, c. 1950s
Pass the damn ham, please.
~ Harper Lee
Sir,' she called out. 'Lord Bradford.' He turned. His eyes lit up, seeing Azalea. 'Thank you,' said Azalea. Lord Bradford bowed deeply, removing his hat, which re-rumpled his hair. When he straightened, he was smiling, as crooked as his cravat, and Azalea couldn't help but smile back.
~ Heather Dixon
To have respect for ourselves guides our morals; and to have a deference for others governs our manners.
~ Lawrence Sterne
It was the polite thing to talk to people about what they were interested in, not about what you were interested in.
~ lee harper ii
Sorry about the squishy in your shoe. Must've been something I ate.
~ Lee Wardlaw
As I am sure you know, when people say 'It's my pleasure,' they usually mean something along the lines of, 'There's nothing on Earth I would rather do less.' [...]
~ Lemony Snicket
As I am sure you know, when people say 'It's my pleasure,' they usually mean something along the lines of, 'There's nothing on Earth I would rather do less.' [...]
~ Lemony Snicket
It is not very polite to interrupt a person, of course, but sometimes if the person is very unpleasant you can hardly stop yourself.
~ Lemony Snicket
Normally it is not polite to go into somebody's room without knocking, but you can make an exception if the person is dead, or pretending to be dead.
~ Lemony Snicket
It is, as you know, very, very rude and usually unnecessary to use profanity.
~ Lemony Snicket
They were almond cookies, although they could have been made of spinach and shoes for all I cared. I ate eleven of them, right in a row. It is rude to take the last cookie.
~ Lemony Snicket
How do you do?" said Violet. "How do you do?" said Klaus. "Odo yow!" said Sunny.
~ Lemony Snicket
Calling a person 'sir' can often help you get what you want, unless of course the person is a woman.
~ Lemony Snicket
I'll tell you why I'm Shirley," Count Olaf said. "I'm Shirley because I would like to be called Shirley, and it is impolite not to do so.
~ Lemony Snicket
I'm sorry we made you come all the way to our rooms just to take us right down the hall," Charles said. "It's my pleasure," Klaus said. As I'm sure you know, when people say, "It's my pleasure," they usually mean something along the lines of, "There's nothing on Earth I would rather do less
~ Lemony Snicket
Parker had acquired the North American habit of making his demands sound like polite inquiries.
~ Len Deighton
Don't walk in my head with your dirty feet.
~ Leo Buscaglia
After a while, the conversations became almost cordial.
~ James Redfield
His cold politeness, his ceremonious grace, were worse than anything.
~ Jane Austen