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Quotes About Cow

Little Richard was drenched in milk, and the cow was none too happy. But the iron brig door hung open. Good job, said Slank. Next time, you milk the cow, said Little Richard.
~ Dave Barry
Demelza bent to examine the cow—with a professionalism of manner that came from her seven years at Nampara, not at all from her Illogan childhood.
~ Winston Graham
Golf Like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.
~ Winston S. Churchill
It is however easier to infuriate Americans than to cow them.
~ Winston S. Churchill
You got beef, bring your cow. I will cattle you.
~ Lil Wayne
Real nutrition comes from soybeans, almonds, rice, and other healthy vegetable sources, not from a cow's udder.
~ Ingrid Newkirk
I'm not here to say I don't eat vegetables - I do, a lot of them - but, from a soil perspective, they're actually more costly than a cow grazing on grass.
~ Dan Barber
note. 285. The Sea. 286. The Moon. 287. The comparison may to a European reader seem a homely one. But Spenser likens an infuriate woman to a cow"That is berobbed
~ V?lm?ki
Green tea? You can't be serious. The old woman nodded her approval. I wasn't. Because you know when a cow chews grass? And he or she chews and chews and chews? Well, green tea tastes like French-kissing that cow after it's done chewing all that grass.
~ David Levithan
watched as the cow, transfixed with fear, was literally backing away from something invisible as fast as its legs could move. Tom reached through the window of his truck and grabbed his compass. He had learned a long time ago that strange events caused the compasses to act strangely.
~ Unknown
From this I think we can all conclude that the cow was the primary instigator of everything that followed - war, Tribulation, the End of the Worlds. Lesson One: never trust a rumiant.
~ Joanne Harris
If a cow walked into this room, I'd probably walk out. I could milk it, but my dad never forced me to do a lot of chores like that, mostly because he loved doing it himself.
~ Stuart Appleby
And bring her around to bear witness to my beautiful exploded cow and the villainy it represents.
~ Dean Koontz
When I listen to hip-hop, it's like no big difference how people sing in my village, 'cause bling would be their cow.
~ Emmanuel Jal
Jenny felt that her education was merely a polite way to bide time, as if she were really a cow, being prepared only for the insertion of the device for artificial insemination. Her
~ John Irving
Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.
~ Fred Allen
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have kill you too.
~ Unknown
The place stank like someone had butchered a rotting cow in a Porta Potti. The
~ Unknown
ignorance is like a cow that a lot of people can't stop milkin!
~ Unknown
I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicans for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.
~ Matt Groening
A cow is an Earth-dwelling animal, a domesticated and multipurpose ungulate, which humans treat as a one-stop shop for food, liquid refreshment, fertilizer, and designer footwear.
~ Matt Haig
A cow is an Earth-dwelling animal, a domesticated and multipurpose ungulate, which humans treat as a one-stop shop for food, liquid refreshment, fertilizer, and designer footwear. The humans farm it and cut its throat and then cut it up and package it and refrigerate it and sell it and cook it.
~ Matt Haig
We came up the hill by the fort, stopped at Matt Cleary's, a contrarian. We left the bicycles by the cow cabins. Matt was out in the haggard and came warily, followed by a little inquisitorial committee of hens.
~ Niall Williams
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
~ Ogden Nash