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Quotes About Shave

I moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
~ Internet meme, c. 2010
I'm not growing a beard; I'm just too lazy to shave.
~ Erik Gagnon, 2000
A barber lathers a man before he shaves him.
~ Dale Carnegie
You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what's in there.
~ Lawrence Kasdan
Would I like to play the lead? You bet. Absolutely. But I get to have fun and I don't have to shave when I go to work.
~ Bob Bergen
The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily laying down.
~ Woody Allen
I drive him to school, then I break back into Barron's house. I'm the best kind of thief, the kind that leaves behind items equal in value to those he's stolen. Then I go home and shave until my skin is as slick as any slickster's.
~ Holly Black
a bit self-conscious. "I used to wear mine long as well. It's short now because the monks had to shave the back of my head and it's had but a few months to grow again." He bent forward at the waist, inviting me
~ Diana Gabaldon
If I had balls, I'd shave them for you this Valentine's Day
~ Unknown
Sophie looked up at him. As she had feared, the hard black-and-white daylight coming through the broken wall showed her that Howl had not bothered to shave or tidy his hair.
~ Diana Wynne Jones
I wonder if those in Silicon Valley who shave stones to their essence and put them in machines of memory perhaps already know somehow that stones have always managed information.
~ Unknown
Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get hurt.
~ Alton Brown
The men's prose spread out on the page, sprawled leisurely like someone having a bath and a shave and then they talked day and night, as though inside them an endless scroll of paper were unraveling out through the mouth.
~ Meg Wolitzer
His clothes smelt of the crisp green-apple smoke of burning birch from the hearth of Wen, the young widow with the freckles, who shaved the priests and those of the king's men who liked smooth chins.
~ Nicola Griffith
He'd lost a bet with his head cook Rico about last week's Broncos game, and he'd had to shave it off. Bastard.
~ Pamela Clare