Quotes About Faith

Frankly, I love the fact that God has a plan for every tomorrow of my life on earth and beyond. Even though I can't figure it all out, he's got it wired. This reassures me that I'm loved and safe. God knows our course, and he knows us. He loves us. He provides. He plans ahead.

Walking by faith has more to do with believing in our capable God than trusting in our incapable selves.

God has been using creative people throughout history to bring glory and honor to His name.

The sum of the whole matter is this, that our civilization cannot survive materially unless it be redeemed spiritually

In the Lord's Prayer, the first petition is for daily bread. No one can worship God or love his neighbor on an empty stomach.

Fear God and you need not fear anyone else.

No man can worship God or love his neighbor on an empty stomach.

To me there's no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They're all equally valid or invalid, really. And equally helpful.

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

To you I'm an atheist to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

To you, I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

Be suspicious, but do not believe the opposite.

How was I supposed to know Jesus was brown?" replied Private Daniels with labored breath, dodging mortar explosions. "Blame Caucasian society for that shit, not me! Sunday School told me he looked like bearded Ewan McGregor, not the reanimated corpse of Osama bin Laden floating through the fucking sky! I thought he was coming to get us and I panicked!

It's like those Christians that say that if there wasn't a God they'd be out there robbing, raping, and murdering folks. If that's true, and the only reason they aren't out committing crimes is because they're afraid to go to hell, then they aren't really good people.

Imagine that; you survive the apocalypse, the scourge of Satan, the wrath of Jesus, and your first order of business is to bust a nut." "I'm not surprised. Humans were never good at prioritizing," I replied,