Quotes About Faith

While I cannot be regarded as a pillar I must be regarded as a buttress of the church because I support it from outside.

I hold that religion and faith are two different things.

If the thunder is not loud the peasant forgets to cross himself.

Infidel n: in New York one who does not believe in the Christian religion in Constantinople one who does.

The voice of the people is the voice of God. (Vox populi vox dei.)

Men prefer to believe that they are degenerated angels rather than elevated apes.

Let's all give God a great big hand. I've seen the last page of the bible and it's going to turn out all right.

There is a good deal too strange to be believed nothing is too strange to have happened.

I have a hard time believing that billions of years ago two protozoa bumped into each other under a volcanic cesspool and evolved into Cindy Crawford.

A church is a hospital for sinners not a museum for saints.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me.

If there's a God why are there such things as famine and The Jerry Springer Show.

The first Sunday I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion.

God created man and then woman but the atheist created himself.

The world's shortest sermon: "When in doubt... don't!"

I don't see why religion and science can't get along. What's wrong with counting our blessings with a computer?

One religion is as true as another.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers.

His religion at best is an anxious wish - like that of Rebelais a great Perhaps.

Men will wrangle for religion write for it fight for it die for it anything but - live it.

Religion if in heavenly truths attired Needs only to be seen to be admired.

I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality.

A good life is the only religion.

Believing the phenomenon of karma is placing your destiny in the hands of the devil.