Quotes About Warranty

The American media produce a product of very poor quality. Its information is not reliable, it has too much chrome and glitz, its doors rattle, it breaks down almost immediately, and it's sold without warranty. It's flashy, but it's basically junk.

Most credit cards provide some sort of protection against a defective purchase, and with gold or platinum cards, you'll often get double the manufacturer's warranty. You're also not immediately out your own money if something goes wrong.

Warranty – A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function.

An under-window HVAC unit could be opened up, and nine times out of ten there was a plastic pocket expressly designed to hold paperwork, often an instruction manual or a warranty card, among which an enterprising person could conceal dozens of pages.

The correct way to think about an extended warranty is: What's my probability of a total loss? Multiply that by the total cost.

The seductiveness of this world and the sign that warrants its transitoriness are one and the same. And rightly so, because only in this way can the world seduce us, and accord with the truth. The grievous thing is that after falling victim to the seduction, we forget the warranty, and so the Good has led us into Evil, the woman's smile has led us into bed with her.

If Obama has his way, the change that is coming is a new America: "fair," leveled and social democratic. Obama didn't get elected to warranty your muffler. He's here to warranty your life.

Success requires not the previous preparation since it depends on luck and insight, and that both are timeless; thus, such planning can't be a guarantee and warranty for success.

I feel like a defective model, like I came off the assembly line flat-out fucked and my parents should have taken me back for repairs before the warranty ran out.

Quite often, while I'm getting up in the morning, I think my warranty is running out on these body parts because it's not working quite the way it used to.

the old joke about parachutes: If it doesn't work, bring it back and we'll give you a new one.

God's gifts and God's call are under full warranty— never canceled

I guess I invented extended warranties, because that's all we had to sell at Chrysler in those days.

We're using this machine called the human body in ways that would void the manufacturer's warranty.

The practical reality of managing cars in the family - I do 36-month leases. I think they're horrible investments. And you want to give them back after their warranty is over.

It was pretty gross. The Calvin was, like, dripping hot coffee. And we were like, "What are we going to do?" And James was like, "Let's take a picture—maybe it's under warranty." REESE And I was all, "Dude—how is that helpful? We need it fixed, like, NOW." So James goes, "Fine. I'll suck the coffee out.

There is an implied warranty that a commissioned work should last a lifetime. There is to be no charge.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

She goes to Frederick's of Hollywood at the mall and purchases an explicit lingerie outfit so sheer that you could read an appliance warranty through it in an unlit closet.

Software rarely comes with a warranty.

Software rarely comes with a warranty. Let's

Prepare to have your warranty voided," she said.