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Quotes About Improbable

It is exceedingly improbable that the identical action of the corresponding parts of the two retina is the result of a certain habituation, or of the influence of the mind.
~ Johannes P. Muller
It is nearly always the most improbable things that really come to pass.
~ E. T. A. Hoffmann
Can you ground your faith on such impossibilities?
~ Philip Massinger
This is really clear to me now. Ever since, I've never felt as tepid of this place as other people do. Everything seems like a long, improbable afterlife.
~ Jon Ronson
His very existence was improbable, inexplicable, and altogether bewildering. He was an insoluble problem. It was inconceivable how he had existed, how he had succeeded in getting so far, how he had managed to remain -- why he did not instantly disappear.
~ Joseph Conrad
Never did the Speaker seem to stand more utterly alone than when He uttered this majestic utterance. Never did it seem more improbable that it should be fulfilled. But as we look across the centuries we see how it has been realized. His words have passed into law, they have passed into doctrines, they have passed into proverbs, they have passed into consolations, but they have never 'passed away.' What human teacher ever dared to claim an eternity for his words? G.F. Maclean
~ Josh McDowell
The NRA was laying down its weapons. Yankee fans were rooting for the Boston Red Sox. The French were eating English food and loving it. Matthew was sure all those things were happening.... This was the proverbial cold day in hell, and Matthew was living it.
~ James Grippando
The idea was fantastically, wildly improbable. But like most fantastically, wildly improbable ideas it was at least as worthy of consideration as a more mundane one to which the facts had been strenuously bent to fit.
~ Douglas Adams
The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks. How often have you been presented with an apparently rational explanation of something that works in all respects other than one, which is just that it is hopelessly improbable? Your instinct is to say, 'Yes, but he or she simply wouldn't do that.
~ Douglas Adams
Your arrival on the planet has caused considerable excitement. It has already been hailed, so I gather, as the third most improbable event in the history of the Universe." "What were the first two?" "Oh, probably just coincidences
~ Douglas Adams
The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks. How
~ Douglas Adams
thousand seven hundred and nine to one against. By a totally staggering coincidence that is also the
~ Douglas Adams
The ship did. All by itself." "Huh?" "While we were in Improbability Drive." "But that's incredible." "No, Zaphod. Just very very improbable.
~ Douglas Adams
Richard had trained in the Philippines, working to save the Philippines' monkey-eating eagle, a wildly improbable-looking piece of flying hardware that you would more readily expect to see coming into land on an aircraft
~ Douglas Adams
But that's incredible." "No, Zaphod. Just very very improbable." "Er, yeah.
~ Douglas Adams
When all else has been discarded, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
~ Douglas Preston
A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.
~ Jimmy Carr
Peace imposible, war improbable.
~ Rayman Aron
Creationist 'logic' is always the same. Some natural phenomenon is too statistically improbable, too complex, too beautiful, too awe-inspiring to have come into existence by chance. Design is the only alternative to chance that the authors can imagine.
~ Richard Dawkins
Creationist 'logic' is always the same. Some natural phenomenon is too statistically improbable, too complex, too beautiful, too awe-inspiring to have come into existence by chance. Design is the only alternative to chance that the authors can imagine. Therefore a designer must have done it.
~ Richard Dawkins
If you are trying to explain something improbable, it can never suffice to invoke an entity that is, in itself, at least as improbable.
~ Richard Dawkins
To succumb to the God Temptation in either of those guises, biological or cosmological, is an act of intellectual capitulation. If you are trying to explain something improbable, it can never suffice to invoke an entity that is, in itself, at least as improbable. If you'll stoop to magicking into existence an unexplained peacock-designer, you might as well magic an unexplained peacock and cut out the middleman.
~ Richard Dawkins
Optimists enrich the present, enhance the future,challenge the improbable and attain the impossible
~ William Arthur Ward
Destiny is the music of the improbable. Were it otherwise, almost anyone could exist.
~ Kenneth Patchen, Poemscapes