Quotes About Paris Hilton

You have people who can't act and they get all these parts. Paris Hilton falls into her own category. She's made a career out of it.

You're going to carry around a dog in your purse?" I asked incredulously, wondering if my mother knew this was a long-term commitment, not a new accessory. "Who are you, Paris Hilton?" "Who?

Tabloid photos capture people at their most self-conscious and disoriented; in real life, Paris Hilton is like an elegant paper crane.

Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. It's the first time an entire Third World country will have to get immunizations for a visitor.

I LOVE Africa in general, South Africa and West Africa. They are both great countries.

anybody can be a princess. all you have todo is have the right parents. it's no harder than being born Paris Hilton, for God's sake. at least you remember to put on underwear in the morning, i'm assuming

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Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. It's the first time an entire Third World country will have to get immunizations for a visitor.

What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?

I can't bear to look at Paris Hilton and all that. I mean, it really doesn't grab me. I don't think she's interesting, and the sense of values seems sort of off-kilter.

But if you go over the line, you don't want to get stuck in a Nevada State court room. Honestly, because Nevada has been doing a good job of putting California criminals in jail. I mean, we couldn't put OJ in jail, but they did. We couldn't put Paris Hilton in jail, but they did.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.