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Quotes About Elf

An elf in SantaLand is one thing, an elf in Sportswear is something else altogether.
~ David Sedaris
The fourth elf was younger than the others. This showed in the perfection of her skin, the agility and speed of her movements, and in the brightness of her dress. Her long silk garment was yellow and gold and green, and she wore a blue silk choker with a trailing silver scarf at her neck matching another at her waist. There was fire in her dark eyes which added to her overpowering beauty.
~ Unknown
Ian took a good look in my eyes and sighed in resignation. "Dammit, the boss didn't tell me you were part elf." "I'm not." "Are you feeling good?" "Quite." "Confident?" "You know it." "Absurdly relaxed to the point of doing something stupid?" I scooted my tuffet toward my delectable partner. If Ian wanted to ensure every man here knew I was taken, I was more than willing to help spread the word. "Why don't you come over here and try me.
~ Unknown
I stay away from the elf roles; I stay away from playing a leprechaun. All the roles I try to do are something that an average actor would do.
~ Verne Troyer
Here lies Dobby, a free elf.
~ J. K. Rowling
She turned on the radio. Christmas music filled the car. She turned it off with a groan. "It's not going to turn you into an elf if you listen," he promised and liked the smile that played at the corner of her lips, wiggling the small mole that kept drawing his attention. She glanced at him. "Do you believe in Christmas?" "I do," he said without hesitation. "Even after all you've seen and done overseas?" "Especially because of that...
~ Unknown
I think 'Elf' is funny, with Will Ferrell. That's a great Christmas movie.
~ Robert Osborne
Anyone can ride a bike," Jack said. "Even an elf." The corner of his mouth went up in amusement. "She can ramble through the grove, her natural habitat, and visit her animal subjects.
~ Unknown
Elf made his way fuzzily back to the drawer, trying to think nasty thoughts about his tormentor (Mungo the dog) but he couldn't, as he was too little and his mind was formless and without messages. ( "Elf" the tiny kitten Mungo tormented )
~ Martha Grimes
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
~ Matt Groening
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
~ Matt Groening
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
~ Matt Groening
Miika had disappeared. And then Nikolas felt so dreadful he said something equally dreadful. The very worst thing that anyone can ever say. (Close your eyes and ears, especially if you are an elf.) "There is no magic," he whispered, delirious. And after that, everything became darkness.
~ Matt Haig
You know the issue of ELF, extremely low frequencies, affecting mental states of individuals is not new. It goes back to Yale University, the work of Jose Delgado, which is well recognized in the literature. He started first using implants within the brain, and then used radio frequency with implants, and eventually he found that energy at 150th of what the earth naturally produces could in fact in certain frequency ranges trigger huge mood swings.
~ Nick Begich