Quotes About Friendship

Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. You owe me.

That moment when you hear someone call your bestfriend their bestfriend and you're like.....Ummmmmmm no bi....

Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

It is good to have friends both in Heaven and Hell?

You can always tell a real friend: When you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

The best time to make friends is before you need them. Ether Barrymore

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

Fish are friends, not food! -Bruce

I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy!

I used to keep my college room mate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in her textbooks.

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.

Dont believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they really want is to be maintained in the good opinion they have of themselves.

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool.

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and youre getting your a.. hammered by guystheres no better feeling than to have that done.

Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.