Quotes About Friendship

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

If you are not careful, you can end up with many friends to do stuff with and to enjoy stuff with, but when it comes to sharing in the most intimate ways, is there anyone there?

If you want to have a friend, then be a friend.

After all, who would say life was good if they had no friend?

I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street.

I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids.

I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.'

It's easier to find a traveling companion than to get rid of one.

You're the strangest person I ever met, she said & I said you too & we decided we'd know each other a long time.

Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs.

I probably am a cranky writer, but I am actually a fairly nice, normal person. Since I'm a grouchy writer, of course I have friends whose books are doing way better than mine.

I was once knocked out by a Mexican bantamweight - six of my pals were swinging him around by his heels at the time.

If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl' I'm going to kill you

The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had.

John Green, Looking for Alaska

Sanders was a friend of chickens.

Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with.

You can't eat your friends and have them too

Dogs are a habit, I think.

What I know for sure is that if you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. I know ours is.

What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out.

What's funny about my group of friends is that none of us ever went to the same school. None of us lived in the same part of town.

Besties before testes.

It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny.