Quotes About Romance

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?

Romantic literature is in effect imaginative lying.

It's the Snickers bars. Snickers equal romance.

I wondered what he would have thought if he'd known that I'd gleaned most of my information from reading historical romance novels.

Can you imagine how many people got laid in here?" Abby said, walking to the other side of the Jacuzzi.

I'm going to write a book about an intelligent woman who does stupid things when it comes to men. I'll call it, "My Memoirs.

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man".

Did you meet your soul mate? That always happens on the first day of school, right?''Oh God, Charlie, she's letting you read again! You went straight to the paranormal section, didn't you?

Get your fang boner under control. Your freaking out my person

Sweetie, I'm not a flowers and chocolates kind of gal, " she said, leaning into him. "Well, maybe the chocolate.""I was going to say."— Krysta and Étienne

That's when it hit me. I had to go through a lot of bad relationships first, but I'd finally found him. My very own Prince Charming. Turns out they do exist.Touché, Cinderella. Touché.

If you don't scare the neighbors while copulating, I'm afraid you're doing something terribly wrong.

Lust and love. They both put a fire in your damn shorts.

Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars.

She may be an old flame, but she still smokin'.

Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack.

In my opinion, kissing a lady's hand is a fine tradition. After all, a man must start somewhere.

There is no greater hell than realizing you're in love with the guy you hate.

You lose a couple of pounds and get a guy good and drunk, you could have a hell of a good time even if you are not smart.

They say love makes the world go around… I been dizzy for a long time.

Say yes, Jordan, " he said, shifting closer."No, " I said.Owen smiled. "Close enough." And then he kissed me.

If I were pressed, I would admit that she was beautiful, in a dead bride sort of way.

W.S. Gilbert, Patience