Quotes About Romance

Big dinners make me drowsy so let's do the sex part first.

Happy Valentine's Day to the person I've slept with most recently.

My Valentine runs on batteries.

If I had balls, I'd shave them for you this Valentine's Day

Let's have a fiscally but not sexually conservative Valentine's Day

Happy early Valentine's Day to someone who should already be planning the greatest night of my life.

Don't forget that blow jobs are like flowers for men.

I always looked for someone I could live with, but ended up finding someone I can't live without. Happy Valentines Day. I Love You.

Happy Valentines Day to all the lovers out there. If you have something good, keep it and cherish it.

For Valentine's Day, I'm going to do nothing. But the next day, I'm going to buy all the discount chocolates I like.

Valentines Day is cute and all, but that one person making you feel special daily is priceless.

A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2, still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless!

Valentines Day is so fake. If you love a girl, you'll treat her special every day. Not once out of 365 days.

Roses are red, violets are blue. If your man is busy on Valentines Day, then the side chick is you.

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!

Don't talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!

A real man can make everyday Valentines day for his girl.

First love is reckless. Without calculating, it throws everything in with pure passion, and inevitably fails. But thats why its dramatic the reckless tales wrapped up in experiences or feelings that you can never have again.

When we first meet I felt love ill never forget, the way you looked at me made me feel unreal, when you touched me I got a shiver down my spin then you told me you were mine, those words I'll never forget that first kiss I'll never regret you I'll never forget.

I still remember the days when you were here with me. The days I looked at you and you were already looking at me. The days I would wake up and find a good morning text from you. The days you would secretly sneak up behind me, put your arms around me and told me you loved me. I still miss those days but I miss you even more.

Falling in love is not always a happily ever after story. Most of the time, it's just once upon a time.

Shot through the heart, And youre to blame, Darlin, You give love a bad name.

Love is a popular romantic notion that leads to nothing but its own brand of misery.

In my dreams you're mine forever.