Quotes About Romance

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore

X's and O's for my ex's and hoes.

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player.

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.

I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed.

What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked at the end of it.

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold on to him. After marriage, she has to hold on to him to make love to him.

Experts on romance say for a happy marriage there has to be more than a passionate love. For a lasting union, they insist, there must be a genuine liking for each other. Which, in my book, is a good definition for friendship.

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.

I would have told her then she was the only thing that I could love in this dying world but the simple word "love" itself already died and went away.

His jeans, soft against her legs, made her realize that twice tonight they'd done the deed with him more dressed than not. She liked such desperation in a man.

Like her spiritual ancestor William IX of Aquitaine, the Comtesse de Die made no pretense that love existed without voluptuous intimacy.

en todo lo cursi hay siempre un carozo de realidad

La culpa es de uno cuando no enamora, y no de los pretextos ni del tiempo.

qué ridículo puede ser un beso visto desde fuera y sin embargo qué sabroso suele ser desde dentro).

estaba convencido de que enamorarse era algo más que una espontánea simpatía.

amor es más seguro cuando nos toma de sorpresa e incluso desorienta a la costumbre.