Quotes About Burrito

Making a killer breakfast burrito? I got game. Washing the car? Love it. Doing the dishes? I love it more than washing the car.

I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito.

Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs.

Love conquers all, Aphrodite promised. "Wow, Thalia muttered. "Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. "In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. "God alert! Blackjack yelled.

I wrapped up the remaining half burrito and tossed it into the trash can. Molly watched this act of wastefulness with an expression like she had just seen her entire family die in a fire.

Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.

My girlfriend buys stuff from Trader Joe's, and it's just subpar. When you buy a burrito, it crumbles the way a proper burrito shouldn't. Everything's just crap there.

I start in the morning with something like a breakfast burrito and a smoothie, something that gives me enough protein and carbs to start my day.

Everybody likes to have a place to think, to meditate, to eat a burrito...

Usually, I get a bowl from Chipotle with rice and veggies and some meat and gotta get some guac on there because that's the best part.

For lunch, I usually have a burrito or burrito-style bowl with rice, beans, a little cheese, avocado, and tomato.

Being an actor is great; you chill in your trailer, and they bring you a breakfast burrito and coffee. But as director, you're responsible for every little thing.

My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with.

My favorite kind of fast food is definitely Mexican.

I'm a Fritos Burrito guy. Me and Taco Bell have a love relationship on Twitter; they follow me. Out of 16 people they follow me, so I'm very loyal to my girlfriend, Taco Bell.

And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.

For the record," Miriam says, "I'm a supremely vulgar human being and even I think bearded taco is a disgusting term. My vagina is a beautiful flower, thank you very much, not a pube-shellacked burrito. Uck.

You want a burrito? I asked. Is that a question or a statement of the obvious? Neither. It's an order.

I don't know what the exact physical dynamics are that cause a shower curtain to attach itself to your body when you turn on the water but, since my shower was surrounded on all sides by curtains, I turned on the water and became a vinyl, vacuum-sealed sheriff burrito.

delicious Chipotle burrito right now (with double chicken).

I don't think food safety laws are going to protect you from a third carnitas burrito, Hanson said. That's not about food safety. It's about pork fat overload.

Everybody likes to have a place to think, to meditate, to eat a burrito.