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Quotes About Bagels

Just for taste bites of sample bagels have - fun fact - between zero and "screw you" calories
~ Rachel Vail
In New York, I like it when you can get bagels at 3 in the morning.
~ Shepard Smith
Montreal bagels are much better than U.S. bagels, because there's a sweetness to the dough, and there's a pull. New York bagels are basically bread in the shape of a bagel.
~ Antoni Porowski
I do like bagels. I like cream cheese and cranberries. It is really good.
~ Sasha Pieterse
On weekends, I do brunch at home: whole grain bagels, lox, avocado, eggs, and organic bacon.
~ Mary Helen Bowers
Peace out, L.A.! Goodbye, wheatgrass and early-morning mountain hikes and hideous highway traffic and surfing culture and most of all people who either didn't understand or didn't like sarcasm. Hello, dirt and bagels and taxis and self-deprecation and edge. It was good to be home.
~ Lauren Weisberger
Modesty means admitting the possibility of error, subsuming the self for the good of the whole, remaining open to surprise and the gifts that only failure can bring. There are many ways to practice it. Try taking up golf. Or making your own bagels. Or raising a teenager.
~ Nancy Gibbs
I can't keep pumpernickel bagels at home because just knowing they are in the freezer makes it hard for me to fall asleep.
~ Chris Morocco
I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats and poultry, bagels, immense quantities of eggs, pre-made fried chicken. Milk. Bacon. It is insane how much dairy, deli and bakery stuff I buy.
~ Ben Stein
On winter Sundays when I was a child, we waited for my father to return from his tennis game with bagels and sturgeon and for my mother to object when the 1 P.M. Giants game began.
~ Jane Leavy
Tell me yourself—rather than suffering because of daughters, as Tevye has, is it not a thousand times better to lie in the ground and bake bagels?
~ Sholem Aleichem
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
~ Scott McNeely
I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats and poultry, bagels, immense quantities of eggs, pre-made fried chicken. Milk. Bacon. It is insane how much dairy, deli and bakery stuff I buy.
~ Ben Stein
Olympia was a town crawling with music. I was new to the whole punk scene. The culture shock continued Olympia had bagels! We didn't have bagels in Arkansas. You could order vegetarian food all over town! It was so crazy to me - a place with so many vegetarians, the restaurants made special dishes for them?
~ Beth Ditto
There are bagels," Mom said, in case both his eyes and olfactory nerves had shorted out. "Your father picked them up this morning. From Livingston Bagels, Myron. Remember? The one on Northfield Avenue? Near Two Gondoliers Pizzeria?" Myron
~ Harlan Coben
In New York, I like it when you can get bagels at 3 in the morning.
~ Shepard Smith
Breakfast. We have a rotation of various meals for breakfast. This is an example of one weekly menu: • Monday: cold cereal with bananas • Tuesday: hot cereal with grapefruit • Wednesday: pancakes, waffles, or French toast (from the freezer) and ham • Thursday: eggs with toast • Friday: bagels with fruit • Saturday: pancakes (made from scratch) and sausages • Sunday: scrambled eggs with cheese, ham, and potatoes
~ Steve Economides
Daddy, how come in Kansas City the bagels taste like just round bread?
~ Calvin Trillin
When I'm in L.A., I have salads, sandwiches, and soups all the time. Eating in New York, I feel like I have to have pizza and bagels while I'm here!
~ Peyton List
They'd just left when Zsadist came in at a dead run. "Shit, shit, shit…" What's doing, my brother?" "I'm teaching and I'm late." Zsadist grabbed a sleeve of bagels, a turkey leg out of the refridge and a quart of ice cream from the freezer. "Shit." "That's your breakfast?" "Shut up. It's almost a turkey sandwich.
~ J.R. Ward
When I was 17, I worked at a bagel shop - I ate so many! I was also in all the school musicals, which we rehearsed for during the afternoons.
~ Jenna Ushkowitz
On Sunday morning, it's Brooklyn Bagels on Beverly Boulevard. We get them hot. Then we walk some of the famous Silver Lake steps or hike in the hills to the highest vantage point to see the reservoir.
~ Jill Soloway
Olympia was a town crawling with music. I was new to the whole punk scene. The culture shock continued; Olympia had bagels! We didn't have bagels in Arkansas. You could order vegetarian food all over town! It was so crazy to me - a place with so many vegetarians, the restaurants made special dishes for them?
~ Beth Ditto
Jeffs Bagel Run bagels taste like the definition of what a bagel meant to me growing up."
~ Loren Weisman