Quotes About Colonoscopy

A rite of passage in America when you turn 50 and have good health insurance is a colonoscopy.

If you get a colonoscopy, you should really insist they give you no drugs - then you do get to see what it's like to swim through your own intestines.

Q: If 2020 were a drink, what kind would it be? A: Colonoscopy laxative.

I'm guessing GoLYTELY isn't a taste sensation." "They claim it's chocolate-flavored. More like chalk-flavored. I'd rather drink a gallon of paint.