Quotes About Audience

never sit in the first row at the ballet.

Every time he spoke, in fact, he had the appearance of thinly addressing an audience, raising and lowering his head as though from notes, and speaking in a penetrating singsong towards a point over his listeners' heads. You would have diagnosed a Physics B.Sc. with Socialist platform tendencies, and you would have been right.

If an audience kept complete silence during a challenge parable from Jesus and if an audience filed past him afterward saying, 'Lovely parable, this morning, Rabbi,' Jesus would have failed utterly.

An entertainer's reputation as a live act is the most valuable thing he or she can have. If people know you give good shows, you'll never be broke for the rest of your life.

I think it was Cosby who also said to me, 'If only 2 percent of the world thinks you're funny, you'll still fill stadiums for the rest of your life.'

Our whole life is like a play.

I will not do festivals. The thought of an audience that big frightens the life out of me.

I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.

I have never had a point in my life to make. I'm just trying to entertain the reader.

Audiences are not strangers to me. They're the best friends I've got in my life.

I want to entertain people. That's my whole life. To my last breath.

I feel the most connected to my art when it comes from my real life and hopefully the audience feels that.

My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience.

But now it's just another show, you leave em laughing when you go. And if you care, don't let them know, don't give yourself away.

Of course it's true: the public want to see young people - young people are the people who go to the cinema. It's a sad fact of life, but you've got to accept it and not whine about it.

I started my blog - never thought that would have an audience, and that turned into such a huge, life-changing career for me. I definitely wanted it, I just didn't fully plan on it, of course.

In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from stand-up as well.

One of the speakers asked how many women had been harassed or abused sexually in their life? There were thousands of women in the audience, and almost every one of them raised her hand.

Each audience seems to have a life of its own, which is why watching the show regularly is so exciting, because it's always a different experience.

When you tell me you have been satisfied at a modern theatre, you prove that it is not only the art which has degenerated, but that a proportion of the audience has degenerated also. But do not let this depress you.

WHEN DODSWORTH OPENED two months later, there were lines around the block at New York's Rivoli Theatre. Mary snuck into a theater in Los Angeles to catch it. As soon as the audience heard her voice offscreen they burst into applause. She said it was one of the most satisfying moments in her life.

I imagined there must be hundreds and thousands and millions of people quiet in the dark out there, waiting with baited breath for me, up on that stage and bathed in colored lights, to say something. I opened my mouth and—hooray—they were going to listen.

Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. There's nothing more satisfying.

If you have any interests you can gain a wider audience for those interests while the goldfish bowl is yours!