Quotes About Woody

It seemed like I was surrounded by great and wonderful people unstable as uranium.

Drama is like meat and three veg. Whereas comedy is like the merangue at the end.

It seems to me the only hope for mankind lies in magic. I have always hated reality, but it's the only place you can get good chicken wings.

Rita Moleskin—what are you doing here?" I said, discreetly pocketing the melting remains of my Snickers in a move Cardini would have envied.

while Sachs was also a liberal, he did not enjoy accompanying her to hear folk singing.

How wrong Emily Dickinson was. Hope is not 'the thing with feathers.' The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must take him to a specialist in Zurich.

He keels over clutching his abdomen and is rushed to the hospital, where he is placed in the Intensive Apathy ward.

The moon floated in the west, not yet behind those mountains, as radiant as some exotic jellyfish in the sea of space, and the sky twinkled with more stars than Woody could count in a lifetime.

My mother was adored by her family and by the scores of children she took care of and their parents, all of whom called her 'Miss Woody.

It's a required part of your film history to know who Woody is. His movies are so wonderful, and not just funny but so insightful about human behavior.

Incidentally, Allen reportedly delivered one of the most damning verdicts on Batman & Robin when Schumacher, who had worked with Woody on great films like Love and Death, called him to bemoan the awful reviews. 'They're saying I've made the worst film ever,' cried Joel, to which Allen sympathetically responded, 'Making the worst film ever would actually be an achievement – you haven't even done that.' Who says critics are mean?)

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.