Quotes About Impact

According to a brand new report, alcohol abuse in Ireland is on the rise. Mainly because the guy who didn't drink now does.

You can get away with saying much more with humor than you can with a straight face.

My good intentions are completely lethal.

Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

Humor is how you change people's opinions, and if you can make someone laugh, they'll listen, even if they hate you.

On the Rolling Stones - You will walk out of the Amphitheatre after watching the Stones perform and suddenly the Chicago stockyards smell clean and good by comparison.

He gives new meaning to the word bombed.

It's like a jolt of electric, but worse.

If you're going to be a narcissistic schmuck, kid, don't bother studying Faulkner. Go straight to Brett Easton Ellis. He's the role model you need.

A singer can shatter glass with the proper high note, " he said, "but the simplest way to break glass is simply to drop it on the floor.

I'm just an everyday kind of hero. If the everyday kind saves babies from burning buildings and looks hotter than hell in bunker gear.

A six mile meteorite cannot compare with a culinary cataclysm of this magnitude.

I can still feel my legs, thanks for asking. My back's not even hurt that badly. Only as though I was just hit by a train.

Don't be an artist. Be somebody's artist.

The train hit her with the sound of a meat-filled hefty bag smacking the pavement, and the effect was much the same, I guess. (Dark City Lights)

You can't draw lines in the sand like that. Humour's a tsunami that doesn't care about your little lines.

Would somebody please tell him whose idea it had been to kill the entire state of Colorado?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.' Yeah, well, whoever wrote that was a friggin' idiot.

There is no point in poverty if it does not make a rich man, observing it, feel better.

It is better to make an irrational noise in a bush than in a desert.

... the novel, arguably the author's best, had a disquieting power, like a sleeping crocodile.

In other words, he was the tree in the forest that silently fell--when no one was around to be crushed.

But even Es and cocaine, over the years they blow holes in your brain, rob you of your memories, your past. Which is fair enough, convenient even.

We ain't going to curse anyone, " said Granny firmly. "It hardly ever works if they don't know you've done it.