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Quotes About Etiquette

Standing, standing, standing - why do I have to stand all the time? That is the main characteristic of social Washington.
~ Daniel J. Boorstin
Drinking your milk and talking at the same time may result in your having to be patted on the back and dried for quite a long time afterwords.
~ A. A. Milne
A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.
~ Sam Ewing
I've nothing against the Queen personally: I had lunch at the Palace once upon a time.
~ Seamus Heaney
In my entire time in Washington, I treated everyone with respect, with civility.
~ Ted Cruz
You don't feel honest on a date, I guess. You don't really get to learn about anyone. You're kind of being polite and you can ask the questions, it's just not a great time for me.
~ Vince Vaughn
Is there no respect of place, persons, nor time in you?
~ William Shakespeare
When you apologize, try not to smile at the same time. It ruins the effect
~ Laurell K. Hamilton
Why were there so many barriers between us, always? Barriers of clothing, of etiquette, of time and age and reason.
~ Melanie Benjamin
A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't.
~ Mark Twain
There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
~ Mark Twain
Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.
~ Mark Twain
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
~ Mark Twain
I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent, except toward the things which were sacred to other people.
~ Mark Twain
It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.
~ Mark Twain
It's considered good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
~ Mark Twain
Do not bring your dog. (advice for attending a funeral)
~ Mark Twain
Manners! he said. Why, it is merely the truth, and truth is good manners; manners are a fiction. The castle is done. Do you like it?
~ Mark Twain
A body can't be too partic'lar how they talk 'bout these-yer dead people, Tom.
~ Mark Twain
the Welshman allowed it to eat into the vitals of his visitors
~ Mark Twain
A kindly courtesy does at least save one's feelings, even if it is not professing to stand for a welcome.
~ Mark Twain
If a stranger called and interrupted you, you said with your hearty tongue, I'm glad to see you, and said with your heartier soul, I wish you were with the cannibals and it was dinner-time. When
~ Mark Twain
And she took snuff, too; of course that was all right, because she done it herself. Her
~ Mark Twain
I could see he meant no offense, but in my thoughts I set it down as not very good manners. Manners! he said. Why, it is merely the truth, and truth is good manners; manners are a fiction.
~ Mark Twain