Quotes About Etiquette

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

Weve all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but dont know which way to sit on a lavatory.

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed

First rule of cleavage: it's not how low you go, but where and when you show.

Most females will forgive a liberty rather than a slight

Silence gives the proper grace to women

Things were changing fast by that time, women were beginning to come to the ball parks. We had to stop cussing.

Men greet each other with a sock on the arm, women with a hug, and the hug wears better in the long run.

You may be a princess or the richest woman in the world, but you cannot be more than a lady.

There never was a woman who did not prefer an oblique compliment to a straight truth - if the latter were unflattering.

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words large or size with rear end. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.

To give up your seat in a car to a woman, and tread on your neighbor's foot to get even.

The society of women is the element of good manners.

You want respect? Treat others with respect.

How can you be kissing at a time like this? Have you no respect for the dead?

Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player.

I have learned, even though I have been cloistered from the world so long, that no man really looks with favour upon the one who gives him favour, unasked.

Seriously, I don't know why I didn't just say you're welcome and please get out of my cubicle so I can sit here and leak in peace.