Quotes About Crap

Skyler watched Xan approach with the look of a child being spoon-fed spinach. You can make all the airplane noises you want to, Mom, but it's not gonna make that green crap any more appetizing.

The theater business is very much about "Hey, if you want our big blockbuster at Christmas time, you'll play our piece of crap in April."

The whole business is built on ego,vanity,self-satisfaction , and its total crap to pretend its not

Have you seen some of the crap they're selling as exercise equipment now? How about that Suzanne Somers? She should have been thrown in jail for selling the piece-of-crap Thigh Master. It just develops a little muscle on the inner thigh. What good is that?

They amaze me most of those remixes. Some of them are crap. But every time I complain, someone comes up and says they are for a different market that you don't understand. Some of the New Order ones are really great, though.

I shot a movie with Nicole Kidman that I got cut out of - it was crap anyways.

What I do know is I've got a brain filled with jokes I can't forget - like a tumor the size of a grapefruit inside of my skull. And I know that eventually even dog shit turns white and stops stinking, but I have this permanent head filled with crap I've been trained my whole life to think is funny.

You read the papers and you watch television, so you know the kind of spider-brained, commercially poisoned piece-of-crap reporting you get in America.

We're just not cut out for all this media circus crap. But then, you already knew that.

She was a decent storyteller, but a crap liar, for all the sense that made.

I bet you a million dollars, that guy was the jackdaw!" "Oh, crap, I bet you're right," he muttered in response. "He's the stupid bird.

Wade didn't understand why people would enthusiastically line up to eat something disgusting and inedible simply because it was free. Dog crap was free too, but he wasn't going to eat it.

I hope our eyes gleam once all our crap clicks into place.

There's a stigma attached to being an actor. People from 'Big Brother' call themselves actors. There's so much crap. It's not about appreciating that we're here to service the public, that we're storytellers. It doesn't sit comfortably with me.

Targeted ads, I think, are useful because I don't want to see all the crap. I'm not interested in buying a Mercedes Benz, but I am interested in buying a new MacBook Air. So if organizations like Facebook can actually make the ads more relevant to me, if they know what I am interested in, I have no problem with that.

I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if the band were crap. So if I have a band they'd have to really suck.

I had my lawyer hat on. We naturally scare the crap out of everybody.

The office, high above downtown Manhattan, looked out over Jersey. The crap in the air made the sunset absolutely beautiful.

Well I mean... I thought peace and equality was the point of the truce. Obviously equality was a bunch of crap, but there was this big 'togetherness' campaign which, while being totally dorky, was admittedly at the root a nice idea

Michael titled his head. "But . . . Uriel, if I were to misuse it . . ." "I would Fall," Uriel said quietly. I choked on the air. Holy crap. The last time an archangel Fell, I'm pretty sure there were extended consequences.

Follow my finger. He moved it around, tracking my eye movements. Any blurred vision? Well I think I'm hallucinating, because I see a big talking pile of crap. - Joanne Baldwin.

These days cream seldom rose in the intelligence community – but crap still floated.

Destiny is for people in books about magical swords. It's a lot of crap.

Your level of education. Oh, crap! A lie for a lie, let's say PhD . . . No, I'll just end up with a bunch of boring nerds.