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Quotes About Cows

Not only do I know how to milk a cow, but I know how to herd a bunch of cows, too, which is a life skill that I think may come in handy someday.
~ Martina McBride
Cease, cows, life is short.
~ Gabriel Garcia Marquez
As anyone who is familiar with cows know, a thirsty calf often gets a kick if it gets too aggressive. This was Caponnetto's fate, as well as the fate of those Catholics who objected to the "explicit and disastrous judaization of the Church
~ E. Michael Jones
I guess cows aren't into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them.
~ Anthony Clark
It's funny, when you have a theme so particular to cows - or it could be anything like hair or nails - when you're rapping about a specific thing, you can have more punchlines about it.
~ Doja Cat
I could have quite literally snogged until the cows came home. And when they came home I would have shouted, WHAT HAVE YOU COWS COME HOME FOR? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SNOGGING, YOU STUPID HERBIVORES???
~ Louise Rennison
There's no reason to drink cow's milk at any time in your life. It was designed for calves, not humans, and we should all stop drinking it today.
~ Frank Oski
Cows, after leaving the low lands near the coast, are found to be plentiful everywhere, and to produce milk in small quantities, from which butter is made.
~ John Hanning Speke
Cows are gentle, interesting animals.
~ Ingrid Newkirk
Cease, cows, life is short.
~ Gabriel Garcia Marquez
No, I was just wondering who you killed to reclaim your health. (Wulf) I'm sure the cows you eat aren't exactly thrilled by their slaughter either. (Urian) They're not people. (Wulf) In case you haven't noticed, Dark-Hunter, there are a lot of people out there who aren't human either. (Urian)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
don't suppose it does much for the cows' morale either.
~ John Flanagan
on top of a twelve-thousand-foot-high mountain, where, in fact, there were no trees—just scrub and, somewhat incongruously, a dozen or so cows, eyeing us suspiciously.
~ Elizabeth Kolbert
I've always thought the word cow was funny. And cows are sort of tragic figures. Cows blur the line between tragedy and humor.
~ Gary Larson
Cows are the leading source of hamburger meat in America. Dairy cows are very lean because they put everything into producing milk, so they make good lean ground meat.
~ Mark Kurlansky
Erik Satie died on July 1, 1925; his last words were 'Ah, the cows...
~ John Richardson
I have three cows, and I'm looking forward to more in the future, so I'll have a little herd.
~ Lindsey Vonn
In Far East Distant Outer Horner, a lush verdant zone where cows' heads grew out of the earth shouting sarcastic things at anyone that passed, which, though lush and verdant, was unpopulated because the cows sarcasm was so withering.
~ George Saunders
I'm a huge supporter of animal rights - and I've been an outspoken critic of the cruelties routinely inflicted on livestock at factory farms. But it really bothers me that the mistreatment of pigs and chickens and cows seems to attract a lot more attention and spark a lot more outrage than the abuse of immigrant workers.
~ Eric Schlosser
Kanye is a student of art. He's an art-school-dropout type of kid that will talk about art till the cows come home.
~ Wyatt Cenac
If I have to, I'll go and direct theater and talk till the cows come home.
~ Ridley Scott
Some time in the night I woke, and the barn was full of cows: they stood in a circle and looked us over, and one of them coughed like a man. Don't tell me that's natural.
~ Sarah Waters
Q: What do cows make during an earthquake? A: Milkshakes.
~ Scott McNeely
Away off in the flaming sunshine, Cardiff Hill lifted its soft green sides through a shimmering veil of heat, tinted with the purple of distance; a few birds floated on lazy wing high in the air; no other living thing was visible but some cows, and they were asleep.
~ Mark Twain