Quotes About Morticians

the pandemic has created a feast for funeral directors and morticians. The greed of cannibals are now satisfied as they collect and smile their way to the bank while the tears are falling. Their fees just get higher and higher.

I don't think closeted homosexual morticians have the market cornered on self-loathing or sense of shame.

I grew up in a funeral home. Both my parents were morticians.

When I started in this business, everybody said the Democrats were the better communicators because they sounded like social workers, and Republicans were awful because they sounded like morticians. In some cases. they actually dressed like morticians.

People are strange. We're all morticians. Hey, what's on TV?