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Quotes About Pregnancy

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
~ Issac Asimov
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
You know, when you welcome a child into the world, you witness the birth of your child, and you've been there for that nine month period, you realize that there's no doubt, there's no question that women are the stronger of the sexes. There's no doubt. Any man who had to carry a child for nine months would cave in about month or two. And then delivery, you know labor? Yeah, it's over with. So yeah, I would certainly like to explore that. Sure.
~ Johnny Depp
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fu...
~ George Carlin
I see seven people in one room and one pregnant and people fucking anyway because people so poor that they can't even afford shame and I wait
~ Marlon James
the total number of pregnancies in which powerful and dangerous drugs are used is 60 percent, or nearly two-thirds of all births. It is rediculous to think that two-thirds of American women have such lousy uteruses that they must be whipped into shape with drugs in order to have babies.
~ Unknown
Beyond the immediate risks to her health and the health of her baby, when a woman chooses c-section, she decreases the chance that she will be able to get pregnant again and increases the chance that if she does get pregnant, the pregnancy will occur outside the uterus, a situation that never results in a live baby and is life-threatening to the woman. Furthermore, the risk of having an unexplained stillbirth doubles when a woman has had a previous c-section.
~ Unknown
Many studies revealed startling truths about technology, such as that routine use of electronic fetal monitoring on every birthing woman does not lower the perinatal mortality rate, but sharply increases the rate of C-sections.
~ Unknown
in all species for which information is available, once the sex of the fetus is determined, more males than females are aborted.[120]
~ Martin Van Creveld
Es el orgasmo femenino, no el masculino, el que corre con los riesgos y costes del embarazo, el parto y la lactancia. Sin duda, esto tiene algo que ver con la tendencia de las mujeres a ser más conservadoras, desde el punto de vista sexual, que los hombres.
~ Marvin Harris
Los hombres nunca han tenido que poner en un plato de la balanza el placer sexual y en el otro la dolorosa prueba en que culmina el embarazo.
~ Marvin Harris
Many people marry for the wrong reasons, among them 1) To overcome loneliness. 2) To escape an unhappy parental home. 3) Because they think that everyone is expected to marry. 4) Because only 'losers' who can't find someone to marry stay single. 5) Out of a need to parent, or be parented by another person. 6) Because they got pregnant. 7) Because 'we fell in love,' ...and on goes the list.
~ Bruce Fisher
What was that?" Cassie was prepared to do whatever he said. "Well, I had this picture in my head of building a corral around the cabin and turning Harriet loose in it." "A guard pig?" Cassie looked at him for a long moment, and then he grinned at her and she started to giggle. She buried her head against his chest and he held her close, and they laughed until the baby kicked them into getting up.
~ Mary Connealy
My son John was just under a year old when I collapsed with a life-threatening kidney disease. The shame and guilt resulting from my unplanned pregnancy had continued to fester to the point that my toxic feelings literally poisoned my body.
~ Mary Manin Morrissey
The only time a women wishes she was a year older is when she's expecting a baby.
~ Unknown
You can't shoot animals who've just given birth or are pregnant. Even in America.
~ Meg Rosoff
Where are you in your cycle? Oh, WHO CARES? Let's get you two BUMPING right away. We don't want another trimester to go by with a FLAT TUMMY. And not to put any pressure on you or anything, but it would be just BREEDY if you could deliver the goods by next March.
~ Megan McCafferty
I know she's young, but she's old enough to know that such blatant bumpwatching is just about the rudest thing you can do to someone in my concave condition.
~ Megan McCafferty
But this won't happen until Ventura surrenders the pee stick. And she's clutching the gold-plated positive pregnancy test like a talisman, unwilling to let it go and let someone else get a word in edgewise.
~ Megan McCafferty
We pass more women with swollen bellies hurrying towards the godshouse and Arjuro presses a kiss to Tariq's outstretched fingers. 'She's mocking me, runt of our litter,' Arjuro tells him. 'The Oracle is mocking me for choosing a man to share my bed. And her punishment is that I spend the rest of eternity staring between the legs of women.
~ Melina Marchetta
She had to admit, pregnancy had been an experience. Not that anything bad had happened, it was more that she felt constantly in awe of what was taking place in her body, and she couldn't believe that soon she would have a son to call her own.
~ Unknown
I'm beginning to think that you aren't with child. You've simply become fat after reading too many recipes.
~ Meljean Brook
and we know who shouldn't be fasting in the first place4109 (such as those with advanced liver or kidney failure, porphyria, or uncontrolled hyperthyroidism, and women who are pregnant or breastfeeding).
~ Michael Greger
Those concerned about exposing their children to mercury-containing vaccines should know that eating just a single serving of fish each week during pregnancy can lead to more mercury in their infant's body than injecting them directly with about a dozen mercury-containing vaccines.
~ Michael Greger