Quotes About Provocation

A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.

Lemme take your picture! You fucking bok gwai low got a face carved out of rotten potato cured in dogshit, runover with a towtruck driven by Hellen Keller in a puke fit on pills...

A man was the cause of it. An unarmed man with a weapon.

As an ultimate fuck you to rule-keeping scripture zealots everywhere, Jesus hung out with whores.

Raven Stone and Don Carson are the stupidest fucking people on the planet because their mothers didn't breastfeed them.

Smash the table, why don't you? Kick things about. It's ever so nice to see you embrace the true spirit of the Fraternitus.

I deserved a holiday, and I deserved to dispense with the laces and trusses expected of a clergyman's daughter. I wore my oldest frock, which looked remarkably like a potato sack, and I wore very little beneath. I should never have imagined how lovely that feels. It's most freeing, and it gives you the delicious sense you're on your way to moral degeneracy. I shall soon be painting my lips and drinking gin.

What will I be doing in twenty years' time? I'll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?

When men sow the wind it is rational to expect that they will reap the whirlwind.

I could kill that guy and eat it afterwards...

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The world made a whore of me, now I'll make a whorehouse of the world

Who sows fear, reaps weapons.

Whoever has provoked men to rage against him has always gained a party in his favor, too.

Set yourself on fire and the world will come to see you burn

Stop yelling at me," Seth demanded. Or what? "Or I'll throw rocks at you.

The only time you seem honest is when you're insulting someone!" "The only honest things I can say to you are insults.

That's because Wit is an asshole

Storms, boy. What did you do? Hit a lighteyes?" "Yes," Kaladin said. Then punched him.

He came at me," Adolin said, "in the training rooms, screaming that you'd found the killer. Said that if I didn't come, you'd probably—and I quote—'go do something stupid without letting me watch.

If you toss a kid into a lions den, can you really blame the lion?

If there was one thing in particular that he had learned by growing up in his father's house it was this: how to annoy people.

Or you could be a serial killer who specializes in reading books, then seeking out the authors and murdering them in horrible ways. (If you happen to fall into that last category, you should know that my name isn't really Alcatraz Smedry, nor is it Brandon Sanderson. My name is in fact Garth Nix, and you can find me in Australia. Oh, and I insulted your mother once. What're you going to do about it, huh?)

the Law of Inevitable Occurrence. In layman's terms, this law states that some things simply have to happen. If there's a red button on a console with the words don't push taped above it, someone will push it. If there's a gun hanging conspicuously above Chekhov's fireplace, someone is going to end up shooting it (probably at Nietzsche).