Quotes About Provocation

Shite and onions!

Stand forth, Nayman of Noland (for no longer will I follow you obliquelike through the inspired form of the third person singular and the moods and hesitensies of the deponent but address myself to you, with the empirative of my vendettative, provocative and out direct), stand forth, come boldly, jolly me, move me, zwilling though I am, to laughter in your true colours ere you be back for ever till I give you your talkingto!

I'll do him in, so help me fucking Christ! I'll wring the bastard fucker's bleeding blasted fucking windpipe!

He called me a jew, and in a heated fashion, offensively. So I, without deviating from plain facts in the least, told him his God, I mean Christ, was a jew too, and all his family, like me, though in reality I'm not. That was one for him. A soft answer turns away wrath. He hadn't a word to say for himself as everyone saw. Am I not right?

Suck it yourself, sugarstick!

You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you...

Hastan the vista! Or in alleman: Suck at! — Suck it yourself, sugarstick!

But I am curious to know are you trying to make a convert of me or a pervert of yourself?

Maybe YOU should suck my fuckin' dick. Then we'll see who's GAY.

Why don't you try to make me feel bad?

Under those blue pajamas was a shape to set a man nuts . . . .

I caught his eye running over my clothes once more, and I thought perhaps over what was beneath my clothes as well, and

I know why Jesus wept, motherfucker.

I shot him the bird. (Get it? I shot him the—never mind.)

I dropped my voice and stared into her eyes. I could tell she was trying hard not to look away. I was so furious I could have cheerfully ripped her head off. But you're going to find out, Mom,' I said very softly.And it's gonna give you nightmares for the rest of your wasted life. Oh, my God, I was so badass. It was all I could do to not give a MWA HA HA!

Veins practically popping out of his neck, the jerk leaned out his window and yelled a bunch of swear words, including a new one I tucked away in my brain for future use, if necessary.

His face flushed, and I felt like cheering. Yes, he said stiffly. Besides de vings. Hmm. Besides de vings. Nudge tapped one finger against her chin. Um... Her face brightened. I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record! Hardly a special talent, ter Borcht said witheringly. Nudge was offended. Yeah? Let's see YOU do it. ... ... I vill now eat nine Snickers bars, Gazzy said in a perfect, creepy imitation of ter Borcht's voice, visout bahfing.

Never wrestle with a pig, Lindsay. You both get dirty. The pig likes it.

wasps are as big as birds and have definite anger-management issues.

laughing, so I kept going. "'Your wife is ugly, and your daughter too. I think this play is stupid, so guess what? I'm out of here and you can kiss my—

Best way to stir the crazy pot? Wrap your dogma in an American flag and wait to see who bites

off this kid's bad side

Your wife is ugly, and your daughter too. I think this play is stupid, so guess what? I'm out of here and you can kiss my—

going. "'Your wife is ugly, and your daughter too. I think this play is stupid, so guess what? I'm out of here and you can kiss my—