Quotes About Provocation

Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care.

I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.

Jace suggested that the cast of "Gilligan's Island" could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.

[Harrier] locked eyes with Zanattar. He couldn't remember another time in his life when he'd been this angry and hadn't hit something.

They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags.

I said it jokingly, so this guy was just trying to stir something up that's not there. He's just somebody who doesn't have a sense of humor, like I do.

I almost feel like throwing Jimmy into the stove, as the priest in Kulenberg did.

You stupid piece of warm bacon.

You freaking bit me, " I said, my voice hoarse. "You're lucky I don't call animal control.

Okay, guys. Stop it. Are you going to start peeing on me to mark your territory?

He'd bet his right nut her skin would taste as good as it smelled.

The most diplomatic statement you can use for the person you hate:"If I would have water, and you would be on fire, ...I would drink IT.

He sure told you off, huh, Icy?" ~Darcy

Watch it, loincloth, I'm not afraid to spork your eyes out.

Whenever I wish to pay my respect to you, my middle finger says, it must first.

Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them.

You have corrupted my imagination and inflamed my blood.

That, of course, is what great works of imagination do for us: They make us a little restless, destabilize us, question our preconceived notions and formulas.

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.

If you know somebody is going to be awfully annoyed by something you write, that's obviously very satisfying, and if they howl with rage or cry, that's honey.

I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.

The right way to start your day...Guard well within yourself with benevolence, Hateful people will always try to provoke you.

Graphic design is a big fucking club with spikes in it, and I want to wield it.

You might not be the devil, but you can certainly raise hell.