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Quotes About Provocation

Here's a definition of Wokeism : There are people just sitting there, who are deliberately waiting, for the thrill of being offended.
~ John Cleese
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my 'friend,' you can kiss my ass.
~ Unknown
You insult me: I can handle it. You insult my best friend: I'm going to break your face.
~ Unknown
Well aren't you being a Cunt-a-saurus Rex today.
~ Unknown
Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a di.. you should start to dress like one.
~ Unknown
Telling me to calm down is the easiest way to get me to freak the fu.. out.
~ Unknown
My middle finger is used when words aren't enough for people to understand that they're annoying.
~ Unknown
If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
~ Kingsley Amis
Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like a red flag to a bull, was like putting something very annoying in front of someone who was annoyed by it.
~ Terry Pratchett
If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them.
~ Pietro Aretino
Wishing you can sometimes punch someone in the face with no consequences.
~ Unknown
That's how I want to go. Taking my own way out and totally pissing everybody off at the end.
~ L.J. Smith, Night World, No. 3
Jump in the urinal and stand on your head. I'm the one that's alive. You're all dead.
~ Philip K. Dick
If I walked in there right now, you would beg me to make you scream.""Oh, please, " she said sarcastically."We wouldn't make it to a bed before I would be deep inside you.
~ Zoe Forward, His Witch to Keep
She sagged against the wall, finding it hard to breathe. It wasn't from fear. Gods, she hadn't been that turned on in years. If that was her punishment, she was going to be lippy a little more often
~ Unknown
You think to judge me, MacKinnon? I've littered the ground wi' the corpses of men like you."Iain raised his blade and smiled. "You've never met a man like me.
~ Unknown
Design does not really interest me
~ Philippe Starck
The impulse of modern art was this desire to destroy beauty.
~ Barnett Newman
A philosopher may deplore the eternal discords of the human race, but he will confess, that the desire of spoil is a more rational provocation than the vanity of conquest.
~ Edward Gibbon
Challenge, and not desire, lies at the heart of seduction.
~ Jean Baudrillard
I always had the desire to entertain people, whether it was to make 'em laugh or to scare 'em or stir things up just to cause problems.
~ Marilyn Manson
If you introduce the human figure you at once arouse either disgust or desire.
~ E.M. Forster, Maurice
Moral indignation is a technique used to endow the idiot with dignity.
~ Marshall McLuhan
There's so much PC police. There's so much, 'You can't do this, you can't do that.' We're the exact opposite.
~ Dave Portnoy