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Quotes About Provocation

What I'm going to do is pry every stinking tag off these f.ing chairs and make a f.ing collar and throw that cat right in Connor's puked-up face. Pale turd.
~ John Updike
My poor dumb mutt of a wife throws a better piece of ass backwards than you can manage frontwards
~ John Updike
Go out in the world and fuck it up beautifully.
~ John Waters
Get on the fashion nerves of your peers, not your parents - that is the key to fashion leadership.
~ John Waters
You need to prepare sneak attacks on society
~ John Waters
You bastard, stop that whistling and fight me like a man!
~ John Zakour
And the whole Bush family, from Texas, should be boiled in poisoned oil.
~ Hunter S. Thompson
John say's it's James who started first, James tells the story in reverse. I drag my belt from off me waist, you should have heard dem screaming round de place.
~ Harry Belafonte
I have fantasies of burning down an insurance company just so THEY have to make a claim.
~ Alonzo Bodden
I intend to make you scream for me, Riley.
~ Unknown
What has you roaring like a bull with his prick hung in a fence?
~ Susan Scott, Dragons Will Fall
Come closer." His voice was more of a growl than a whisper. Hot.
~ Unknown
If you're not good, I'll burn your—""Yeah, I know." MeShack strolled to his bedroom. "You'll burn my balls off.
~ Unknown
You gave me your curse, holy Fathers. I give you a blessing: May you be as moral and religious as I am.
~ Nikos Kazantzakis
Fear invites danger; concealed cowards insult known ones.
~ Lord Chesterfield
Be a constant outrage to modesty There is nothing to fear: modesty is exercised only among the blind.
~ Jean Cocteau
Thy best of rest is sleep, And that thou oft provok'st; yet grossly fear'st Thy death, which is no more.
~ William Shakespeare
If you do not say a thing in an irritating way, you may as well not say it at all because people will not trouble themselves about anything that does not trouble them.
~ George Bernard Shaw
I'm not tired of challenges. I'm tired of people challenging me for nothing.
~ Unknown
He lost his temper once only, because she cried, which he considered cowardly, unworthy of her. People are not always very tolerant of the tears which they themselves have provoked
~ Marcel Proust
How often in life do you get to see the right foot meet the right ass at kicking time?
~ Marcia Clark
I borrowed a quote from Oscar Wilde and put it at the top of the menu: "To get into the best society nowadays one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people—that is all.
~ Marco Pierre White
From lightest words sometimes the direst quarrel springs.
~ Marcus Porcius Cato
If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.
~ Margaret Thatcher