Quotes About Provocation

You speak bad of me, I score goals.

Usually if nobody hates a piece, nobody loves it, either; and a magazine which sets itself the goal of provoking thought is not doing its job if everybody agrees with what it does.

My goal is to destroy Christianity.

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If you can't answer a man's arguments, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.

My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.

Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.

To give up your seat in a car to a woman, and tread on your neighbor's foot to get even.

I'm furious about the women's liberationists. They keep getting up on soapboxes and proclaiming that women are brighter than men. That's true, but it should be kept very quiet or it ruins the whole racket.

Small nations are like indecently dressed women. They tempt the evil-minded.

Women's Tongues are as sharp as two-edged Swords, and wound as much, when they are anger'd.

What would bug a guy from the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews?

Get tae fuck, son.

Come on, Bill. As small as America's dick is, those limeys will stretch across the Atlantic to suck it.

Police only have to see that me don't have no shoes before he say what the bloodcloth you nasty naiggers doing 'round decent people, and give me two choices.

Racism here is sour and sticky, but it goes down so smooth that you're tempted to be racist with a Jamaican just to see if they would even get it.

Little pussy like me still have bigger cock than the two of them, she say. She pull the gag out of Sacco mouth. —What you gonna do, Miss

Maybe I should have grabbed my own cock skin and smashed it off with a rock.

All universal moral principles are idle fantasies.

Art is anything you can get away with.

You know, if you don't want to be manually eviscerated with your own energy weapon then maybe you shouldn't go around killing research transports and antagonizing rogue SecUnits.