Quotes About Provocation

you can eff off, too," I say, except I don't say eff, I say what 'eff' stands for.

How do you like them apples, you piece of shit?

What I do know is that if you give a human being a chance to be stupid and violent, then they're going to take it, every time. No matter where they are.

Rewards, my tender pigpiss.

Oh, yeah?" Seth says, growing angry. "How did you die again? Freak accident falling down the stairs?

Forty-seven generations before, the King of the Southerners had stolen a rhinoceros out of the Northern King's private zoo. (—That's it? —Wars have started for less. —But that's stupid. —Precisely.)

Ambrose turned on his heel and stormed off, but before he made it through the door, Elodin burst out singing: 'He's a well-bred ass, you can see it in his stride! And for a copper penny he will let you take a ride!

If that happens, I will not come back and demand a refund. I will not petition the constable. I will walk back to Imre this very night and set fire to your house. Then, when you run out the front door in your nightshirt and stockle-cap, I will kill you, cook you, and eat you. Right there on your lawn while all your neighbors watch.

If he's fool enough to take a poke at me, I'll snap the finger clean off that does the poking.

beat you like a red-headed stepchild.

Re'lar Ambrose, are you a donkey?

You steal from me and you will have made an enemy for eternity." "Oh, goodie. I hear my enemies have a club now, even have weekly meetings. Maybe you can join and learn the secret handshake." The Crone was not amused and still was waving her flaming arm. "That's not the handshake, but it's surprisingly close. The middle finger needs to be extended more.

You don't pull out a rocket launcher because some drunk throws a punch at you. That's overkill," said Paddy, referring

Jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine.

whatever you think, think the opposite

Germans either want to kill you or fuck you.

jalapeño peppers snapped in half and ground into our lips for saying "fuck

It's illegal to yell 'Fire!' in a crowded theater, right?" "It is." "Well, I've whispered 'Racism' in a post-racial world.

children provoke a couple's most frequent arguments: Jennifer Senior, All Joy and No Fun: The Paradox of Modern Parenthood

With an apple I will astonish Paris.

This time you've gone too far, Dorothy Parker! This time you've gone too far!

Absinthe is the only decent drink that suits an artist.

I chose to get angry when you did what you did.

When you or your loved one have an intense reaction to something, chances are good that one of your triggers or "hot buttons" has been pushed.