Quotes About Provocation

And have you ever heard the old human saying, 'I want to shoot you so bad, my dick's hard'?

You know what helps? A warm glass of go fuck yourself.

Van Gogh would have to cut his cock off to make an impression nowadays

Artist Matthew Barney has made a film about "shit". It is hardly original. Hollywood has made shit films for decades.

Because if we're on the road to hell, we're going to dance the whole damn way and give them something to talk about when we're gone.

The favorite game of temperamental people is Try to Guess Why I'm Ticked Off. (Contestant number one, Why do YOU think he's pissed off? Why, I'm not sure, Bob, but I'm going to go with 'Because I Left the Faucet Dripping.' BEEP. I'm sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is: 'Because You Happen to Exist.')

The act of silence is wisdom for ignoring a provoking situation.

Who needs toothpaste when you have cigarettes?

Elizabeth Hay has intelligence coming out of her fingertips - integrity, insight, and wonder in every paragraph of her writing.She connects. She stirs and provokes.

Those that achieve anything that looks beyond the vision and thinking of their peers provoke jealousy and hatred disguised as the ordinary.

Admit you're jealous, Emma." "Never, " she said defiantly. "Just your nipples then. They're pouting.

Challenge, and not desire, lies at the heart of seduction.

I feel that there is an angel inside me whom I am constantly shocking.

When I write, I disturb. When I show a film, I disturb. When I exhibit my painting, I disturb, and I disturb if I don't. I have a knack for disturbing.

Vomiting isn't bad either, take note. It is, in certain more obvious respects, a show of force. I have always liked this story 'A man holding with one hand to a one-way sign is vomiting into the gutter, another man goes past near him and tells him: "If you only knew how much I agree with you.

Voilà que ça prend aux Ubacs, se murmure-t-elle.

He had never hit a woman in his life, but there were some women who asked for it.

FOR THE THIRD TIME THAT WEEK, Harry Jones had taken my parking spot. So I decided to hide a key of uncut Columbian ya ya in a dead baby and stick it in his trunk under his spare tire.

I am going to knock the slut out of you. And that should take some doing, you uppity English tramp!

Why don't I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them at whoever's pissing you off.

Playing with fire Kitten?

No por nada el perro y el gato se tienden furiosos el uno contra el otro. Son dos formas de pasión que se desafían gruñendo

Jane easily dribbled around her. "HA! MAD COW! YOU'RE ALL MAD COWS!" "AND YOU'RE A"—shouted Melissa furiously—"YOU'RE A MADDER COW!

A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I never could find amusement in killing flies.