Quotes About Provocation

I will kick you in the nuts and you will smile and like it.

From one king to another, know that I'm giving you the middle finger right now." And he was, with a smile.

You can't hit my team in the groin and expect me to smile about it.

"I forgot that's what gets you all hot and bothered, Jace, girls killing things." "I like anyone killing things, especially me." he said with a smile.

Her smile was a bite, and I was its target.

In my life why do I smile at people I'd rather kick in the eye?

Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You're just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off.

As our society gets more complex and our people get more complacent, the role of the jester is more vital than ever before. Please stop sitting around. We need you to make a ruckus.

Sometimes the most positive thing you can be in a boring society is absolutely negative.

you can have no conflict, without being yourselves the aggressors

The furious behaviour of an angry man is more likely to exasperate us against himself than against his enemies.

You kick a dog long enough, and eventually it will bite.

If words suffice not, blows must follow.

The list of ways that others bother us is endless.

Alan Dean Foster

You piss off a bard, and forget about putting a curse on you, he might put a satire on you.

None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!

He missed the way Londoners sounded as he killed them – like they were offended that anyone would even dare.

For Ram, Kaikeyi is no villain; he is no victim and certainly not a hero. A hero is provoked into action. A yajaman needs no provocation to act. Provocation makes action a reaction, turns

Plato having defined man to be a two-legged animal without feathers, Diogenes plucked a cock and brought it into the Academy, and said, "This is Plato's man." On which account this addition was made to the definition: "With broad flat nails."

The bozo who's going to go early John Woo all over the manicured lawns and flower beds just to show he doesn't give a fuck about convention.

I absolutely LOVE a one-star review. It means that I successfully pissed someone off enough to make them respond! In an age of sheeple...my God! That's a miracle!!

Let him hurl these pieces of toast like new and radical ideas that must be cast into the world. Pieces of toast like angry children who will hit us and upset us and change our ways of thinking and feeling.

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.