Quotes About Orifices

The robot responded with surprising sarcasm. "I am aware of the various bodily orifices humans possess. Therefore, I invite you to take a power tool and insert it where the—

Kruppe is generous enough this morning to disregard dubious observation regarding his eating habits and the habits of his orifices.

I want full squadron attacks—no more individual horse shit here people, or I will provide some unfortunate souls with new anal orifices!

I think it possible that I have watched too many blue movies for it to have a lasting hold on me. If you grow accustomed to wall-to-wall, even the slightest shred of mystery or plot can become an agitation. Who cares why these people have found themselves in this banal, suburban tract home in Burbank? He is not a delivery man; she is not a bored housewife. They are not the stars---their orifices are. Let them open.