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Quotes About Reality

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
~ Woody Allen
I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.
~ Woody Allen
All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.
~ Woody Allen
Living is messy.
~ Woody Allen
It's very hard to keep your spirits up. You've got to keep selling yourself a bill of goods, and some people are better at lying to themselves than others. If you face reality too much, it kills you.... you've got to find an answer to the question: Why go on?
~ Woody Allen
You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life
~ Woody Allen
While we're waiting for a cab I'll give you your lesson for today. Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya, you know. Don't pay attention. Just, just see what they look like and that's how you'll know what life is really gonna be like.
~ Woody Allen
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
~ Woody Allen
You always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.
~ Woody Allen
I just met a wonderful new man, he is fictional but you can't have everything
~ Woody Allen
Subjectivity is objective.
~ Woody Allen
Yeah, that's what the present is. It's a little unsatisfying because life's a little unsatisfying.
~ Woody Allen
He's dreaming, Cloquet thought, as he stood over him, revolver in hand. He's dreaming, and I exist in reality. Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak.
~ Woody Allen
Nadie rezará un kaddish por Weinstein -Harriet, ¿Cuál ha sido nuestro error? -Jamás nos enfrentamos a la realidad. -No fue mía la culpa. Dijiste que estaba al norte. -La realidad está al norte, Ike. -No, Harriet. Los sueños están al norte. La realidad está al oeste. Las falsas esperanzas, al este, y creo que Luisiana está al sur.
~ Woody Allen
Muerte (Una comedia) Anna: Mientras no se trate de algo agradable, ningún momento es el adecuado
~ Woody Allen
Para acabar con el ajedrez Correspondencia ¡Es fascinante comprobar hasta qué punto puede desintegrarse la razón cuando se enfrenta a una siniestra verdad ocasional y huye en desordenada retirada para mejor materializar un espejismo y construir defensas precarias contra el asalto de una realidad demasiado terrible!
~ Woody Allen
Dios (Una comedia) DORIS (filosóficamente: Las personas creen tantas veces comprender la realidad cuando no hacen otra cosa realmente que corresponder a su <>
~ Woody Allen
Los condenados Él sueña y yo existo en la realidad.
~ Woody Allen
El experimento del profesor Kugelmass -Señor Kugelmass, lo peor que puede usted hacer es ignorar la realidad. Limítese a declarar aquí sus pensamientos, y los dos juntos lo analizaremos. Ya lleva usted en tratamiento un tiempo suficiente como para saber que nadie se cura de la noche a la mañana. Después de todo, yo soy analista, no mago. -Entonces lo que necesito quizás es un mago -exclamó Kugelmass, levantándose. Y con eso dio por terminada su terapia.
~ Woody Allen
El experimento del profesor Kugelmass -¿Y qué quiere que yo le haga? El mundo de la magia es así. Todo matices. -Matices, un cuerno.
~ Woody Allen
It seems to me the only hope for mankind lies in magic. I have always hated reality, but it's the only place you can get good chicken wings.
~ Woody Allen
Es fascinante comprobar hasta qué punto puede desintegrarse la razón cuando se enfrenta a una siniestra verdad ocasional y huye en desordenada retirada para mejor materializar un espejismo y construir defensas precarias contra el asalto de una realidad demasiado terrible!
~ Woody Allen
I was with Billy Graham once, and he said that even if it turned out in the end that there is no God and the universe is empty, he would still have had a better life than me. I understand that. If you can delude yourself by believing that there is some kind of Santa Claus out there who is going to bail you out in the end, then it will help you get through. Even if you are proven wrong in the end, you would have had a better life.
~ Woody Allen
A realidade é chata, mas ainda é o único lugar onde se pode comer um bom bife
~ Woody Allen