Quotes About Reality

It's just life — wake up and smell the thorns.

If you add to the truth, you subtract from it.

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.

The things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal.

There's more to the truth than just the facts.

[Joe Gillis]: You used to be in silent pictures. You used to be big.[Norma Desmond]: I am big. It's the pictures that got small.

From the days of old there is no permanence. The sleeping and the dead, how alike they are, they are like a painted death. What is there between the master and the servant when both have fulfilled their doom?

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

I am not mad… but speak forth the words of truth and soberness.

Now you must wake up,All dreams must end.Take off your makeup,The party's over,It's all over,My friend.

Some folks never exaggerate — they just remember big.

What happens to the wide-eyed observer when the window between reality and unreality breaks and the glass begins to fly?

It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage.

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?

When it comes to skiing, there's a difference between what you think it's going to be like, what it's really like, and what you tell your friends it was like.

Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.

If the slayer thinks he slays,If the slain thinks he is slain,Both these do not understand:He slays not, is not slain.

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all colour-blind?

Lead me from the unreal to the real!Lead me from darkness to light!Lead me from death to immortality!

Thou shalt see the mountains that thou supposest fixed, passing by like clouds.

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.