Quotes About Confrontation
You take advantage. He don't stay at birthday party like good boy. He come to you for nicky nacky. You slut. I fix you so he see. I give you vordo." She waved her hand at me, she slapped her ass, and she wheeled around and left the coffee shop.
~ Janet Evanovich
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You have to step on people's feet and kick them in the back of the leg," Grandma said, "then they move away from you.
~ Janet Evanovich
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Hey! Lula yelled, back in Ranger's face. You look at me when I'm having a breakdown. And don't pull that mysterio silent shit on me. I don't take that bus, you see what I'm saying?
~ Janet Evanovich
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able to walk away. I was firmly pulled back by my ponytail. Ranger had come in behind me and had me by the hair. "Glad to see you're hard at work looking for Mooner." "Shhh. I want to hear Joyce bark like a dog." Ranger had me flat against him, and I could feel the heat from his body seeping into mine. "Not sure that's worth waiting for, babe.
~ Janet Evanovich
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I carted the basket into my bedroom, set it on the floor, and my cell phone rang. 'Bitch,' Joyce Barnhardt said when I answered. 'Do you have a problem?' 'You poisoned me.' 'I don't know what you're talking about.' 'Don't play dumb. You knew exactly what you were doing when you forced that pork on me.' 'Gee, I'd really like to talk to you, Joyce, but I have to go do something.' 'I'll get you for this. As soon as I can leave the bathroom.
~ Janet Evanovich
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Instead, I yelled at him. "You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you panicked and tripped over your own feet.
~ Janet Evanovich
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Uh oh," Lula said. "Here comes Officer Hottie, and he don't look happy." Morelli moved behind me and curled his fingers into the back of my jacket collar. "I need to talk to you . . . outside." "I wouldn't go if I was you," Lula said to me. "He's wearing his mad cop face. At least you should make him leave his gun here." Morelli shot Lula a look, and she buried her head in the chicken bucket.
~ Janet Evanovich
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If she wasn't standing there, I'd grab you and shake you until the fillings fell out of your teeth. Police brutality. It has nothing to do with being a cop. It has to do with being Italian.
~ Janet Evanovich
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How'd you get her to leave? Told her I was gonna spend the next twelve hours ruining you for all other men, and so she might as well go home. I could feel the heat rush to my face. Ranger gave me the wolf smile. I lied about it being tonight, he said.
~ Janet Evanovich
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My eyes never got lower than your nipples. If it wasn't for the fact that Morelli would shoot me I would have taken you on his front lawn.
~ Janet Evanovich
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Pbbtlt. It smells like ham, Glo said. It must be Hatchet Hatchet moved out of the shadows. My intent was to capture and torture for information, but you have made my job easy. I now know the clue and can give this information to my master. He's not going to believe you, Glo said. You fart. Hatchet stood tall with one hand on his sword. Everyone doth fart. Not like you, Glo said. You're a ham farter. Hatchet pressed his lips together. Tis a manly fart.
~ Janet Evanovich
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Not only did you steal my truck, but you parked it illegally." "You park illegally all the time." "Only when it's official police business, and I have no other choice … or when it's raining.
~ Janet Evanovich
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He was bigger and stronger than me, and probably crazier. Although some might argue that last point.
~ Janet Evanovich
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Carmen? I can hear her release the safety on her Glock when I get within two feet of her.
~ Janet Evanovich
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I turned the key in the ignition and pulled away from the curb. "What will you do if you see Mo?" "I'll snatch the little fucker up by his gonads and squash him into the trunk of my car.
~ Janet Evanovich
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Stand back. I'm going to give the eye.' Grandma pulled a .45 long barrel out of her black patent leather purse and pointed it at Bella. 'You put your finger to your eye and I'll put a hole in your head that's so big you could push a potato through it.
~ Janet Evanovich
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How about we cut a hole in your bedspread and punch your head through it," Lula said. "That should be about your size.
~ Janet Evanovich
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My grandmother says your grandmother is stalking her.
~ Janet Evanovich
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Who else's wife did you sleep with?" Lula asked. "Recently?" Lula turned to me. "And we're supposed to be keeping him from getting a rocket up his butt why?
~ Janet Evanovich
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in front of my condo when I pulled in. He was in a
~ Janet Evanovich
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I'm going to run you down, back over you, and then I'm going to get out and shock you with my stun gun until your hair catches fire.
~ Janet Evanovich
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There was a lot of swearing and ineffective bitch-slapping
~ Janet Evanovich
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The result is sometimes an ugly display of old lady bitch slapping.
~ Janet Evanovich
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don't turn over rocks if you don't want to see the pale creatures who live underneath them.
~ Janet Fitch
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