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Quotes About Truth

Carlyle said, "A lie cannot live"; it shows he did not know how to tell them.
~ Mark Twain
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
~ Mark Twain
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
~ Mark Twain
George Washington as a boy was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth - he could not even lie.
~ Mark Twain
Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.
~ Mark Twain
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. (Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.)
~ Mark Twain
lying to them is bad! I am a real person!
~ Mark Twain
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
~ Mark Twain
Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.
~ Mark Twain
Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
~ Mark Twain
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
~ Mark Twain
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.
~ Mark Twain
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
~ Mark Twain
Respect for the truth is an acquired taste.
~ Mark Van Doren
Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor it is the sign that he wants all the truth.
~ Mark Van Doren
The job of the poet is to render the world-to see it and report it without loss, without perversion. No poet ever talks about feelings. Only sentimental people do.
~ Mark Van Doren
Unless I am very much mistaken...I AM very much mistaken...!
~ Murray Walker
It's not a stereotype if it's always true.
~ Daniel Tosh
If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.
~ Laurence J. Peter
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
~ Yogi Berra
To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
~ Oscar Wilde
You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.
~ Barack Obama
Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honorable member may place the punctuation where he pleases.
~ Richard Brinsley Sheridan
It's funny with fiction - once you cut something, it hasn't happened anymore.
~ George Saunders