Quotes About Truth

Half a truth is better than no politics.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition.

We cannot truly face life until we face the fact that it will be taken away from us.

Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession...

You say you want a Prince, yet you look in the swap amongst the frogs.

Women are always true, even in the midst of their greatest falsities, because they are always influenced by some natural feeling.

Be critical. Women have the right to say: This is surface, this falsifies reality, this degrades.

They say real girls ain't never perfect, perfect girls ain't never real.

A very honest woman but something given to lie

Most women are not as young as they are painted.

Women are strongest: but above all things Truth beareth away the victory.

Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, I am not a crook. Jimmy Carter says, I have lusted after women in my heart. President Reagan says, I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope.

The best happiness a woman can boast is that of being most carefully deceived.

There never was a woman who did not prefer an oblique compliment to a straight truth - if the latter were unflattering.

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

Adversity is the first path to truth; He who hath proved war, storm, or woman's rage, Whether his winters be eighteen or eighty, Has won the experience which is deemed so weighty.

Now what I love in women is, they won't or can't do otherwise than lie, but do it so well, the very truth seems falsehood to it.

I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them.