Quotes About Hiaasen

From the pancake house I drive directly to the county morgue. The contrast is not especially striking.

Shreave flicked away the dead mosquito. Don't these things carry the bird flu too? No Boyd, that would be a bird.

He paused and manufactured a chuckle.

Buck stared incredulously. "This is the first time you ever fired a gun? And you live in Florida?

Quit being an asshole, Nicky. You weren't in the medical care business, you were in the stealing business.

Cab Mulcahy poured the coffee. Skip Wiley drank.

The dog proved to be as dumb and stubborn as a mud fence, so Stranahan had named him Strom.

all the way back to the marina the three of them sat on the luggage to keep the dead midget inside.

Nope. He lives over in Boca Raton." "Oh fuck, Red." "I know, it's hor'ble. That's how come the five hundred a day.

by Monroe County Sheriff Sonny Summers said

I never met a survivalist. How do you get a job like that anyway?' She smiled wanly. 'First you need a TV show.

and a surly young burglar (handcuffed to his chair) who'd been bitten by a police dog in a very sensitive area of his body.

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