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Quotes About Surreal

From a manhole in the middle of State Street steam rose and vanished. Francis imagined the subterranean element at the source of this: a huge human head with pipes screwed into its ears, steam rising from a festering skull wound.
~ William Kennedy
How's it going, man." "They found a carrot in my brain." "Sounds like a weird trip.
~ William Kotzwinkle
She took his hands in hers and placed them on her breasts. "They ache a bit, you know. After all, they've been penetrated by two hundred and forty tiny titanium pellets. Like asteroids and a cosmic dust shower.
~ David Cronenberg
Float with me in the world of ether.
~ David Lynch
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
I have crazy claustrophobic dreams, weird elevator dreams where the elevator closes in and all of a sudden I am lying down - oh my God, it's a casket. Just freaky stuff like that.
~ Dave Grohl
Oh my God! I'm crushing an angel. Let me up!
~ Nalini Singh
So I think it was a good thing It was a little surreal watching Leo scream 'I'm not going to die today!' with our music playing - that was the last thing on my mind when I wrote the song.
~ Jon Crosby
I have not seen a film as powerful, surreal, and frightening in at least a decade unprecedented in the history of cinema.
~ Werner Herzog
Insanity is the greatest gift of humanity, for insanity talks to the mind of the delusion.
~ Lionel Suggs
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
~ Steven Wright
I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing.
~ Chic Murray
Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades.
~ Jim Norton
I don't know if you've ever fallen asleep whilst eating a plate of cauliflower, and then woken up, and thought you were in the clouds.
~ Milton Jones
If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic.
~ Richelle Mead, Succubus on Top
If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.
~ Steven Wright
I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day.
~ Dylan Moran
The moment was surreal. A sometimes-autistic young man with two identities lecturing a room full of zombies on feelings and realities.
~ Jonathan Friesen, Both of Me
It's like smoking compost through a raccoon.
~ Jeremy P Bushnell
I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.
~ Hunter S. Thompson
Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth and hand full of shelled pistachios, says, '"Real' is a dirty word in this place'.
~ Lauren DeStefano, Wither
Reality is bizarre enough for me.
~ Jane Lane
I will put warm woolen socks on the feet of the people in the other world; but I dream and cannot wake, and I am cast over the cliff and hang there by two fingers that are danced and trampled on by the giant unreality.
~ Janet Frame
The Other Him gave a creepy look that bordered on pity. Oh, you poor baby. Which was surreel. Was that what Hradie looked like when he was trying to look sympathetic? No wonder everybody seemed to want to punch him in the face.
~ Duane Swierczynski