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Quotes About Health

For health and the constant enjoyment of life, give me a keen and ever-present sense of humor it is the next best thing to an abiding faith in providence.
~ George Barrell Cheever
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
~ George Bernard Shaw
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not.
~ George Bernard Shaw
Everything I eat has been proved by some doctor or other to be a deadly poison, and everything I don't eat has been proved to be indispensable for life. But I go marching on.
~ George Bernard Shaw
All sorts of bodily diseases are produced by half-used minds.
~ George Bernard Shaw
The chief objection of playing wind instruments is that it prolongs the life of the player.
~ George Bernard Shaw
Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die and do not outlive yourself.
~ George Bernard Shaw
In those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.
~ George Burns
I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.
~ George Burns
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
~ George Burns
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
~ George Burns
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
~ George Burns
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
~ George Burns
But if each man could have his own house, a large garden to cultivate and healthy surroundings - then, I thought, there will be for them a better opportunity of a happy family life.
~ George Cadbury
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
~ George Carlin
You show me something that doesn't cause cancer, and I'll show you something that isn't on the market yet.
~ George Carlin
Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
~ George D. Prentice
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.
~ George D. Prentice
Hemorrhoids. Cockroaches. Anal warts. Lonely nights. Smoking's ravages. AIDS. All the ads promised relief from these things, but where was the relief from these ads?
~ George Dawes Green
the wretcheder one is, the more one smokes; and the more one smokes, the wretcheder one gets—a vicious circle.
~ George du Maurier
Happiness is like time and space--we make and measure it ourselves; it is a fancy--as big, as little, as you please; just a thing of contrasts and comparisons, like health or strength or beauty or any other good--that wouldn't even be noticed but for sad personal experience of its opposite!--or its greater!
~ George du Maurier
A disquieting era of genetic manipulation is coming, one that may revolutionize human capacities, and notions of health. If we treat moral scruples impatiently, as inherently retrograde in a scientifically advancing civilization, we will not be in moral trim when, soon, our very humanity depends on our being in trim.
~ George F. Will
Those books made it crystal clear that giving honey to your baby before he was a year old made you a terrible mother. The moment a spoon of honey would touch his lips, the words "Awful Mother" would appear on your forehead, forever branding you as a parenting failure.
~ Ilona Andrews
Curran stalked into the room as if he owned it, turned, and crossed his arms on his chest. Biceps bulged, stretching the sleeves of his sweatshirt. If there was any justice in the world, he should've gone bald, lost all his teeth, and developed a terrible skin rash. But no, the bastard looked good. In perfect health.
~ Ilona Andrews