Quotes About Health

To a physician, each man, each woman, is an amplification of one organ.

A lot of men are impotent and it's very sad. How many of you are impotent? I see. Can't get your arms up either?

Man is that guy ripped. I mean, I've got the washboard stomach, too. It's just that mine has about two months of laundry on top of it.

Why is it that men who can go through severe accidents, air raids, and any other major crisis always seems to think that they are at death's door when they have a simple head cold?

There are some who praise a man free from disease; to me no man who is poor seems free from disease but to be constantly sick.

I was struggling man. I had a stomach ache. I was throwing up, I was just feeling bad. I couldn't sleep.

If a man deliberately abstains from wine to such an extent that he does serious harm to his nature, he will not be free from blame.

Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.

It is not the delicate neurotic person who is prone to angina, but the robust, the vigorous in mind and body, the keen and ambitious man, the indicator of whose engines is always at full speed ahead.

Married men live longer. Yes. And an indoor cat also lives longer. It's a furball with a broken spirit, that can only look out on a world it can never enjoy. But it does technically live longer.

Evil habits, in which men indulge, are the chief cause of disease in the physical as well as the mental state.

One cannot come closer to the gods than by bringing health to his Fellow Man.

With stupidity and sound digestion, man may front much.

To rise at six, to dine at ten, To sup at six, to sleep at ten, Makes a man live for ten times ten.

I received a card the other day from Steve Early which said, "Don't Worry Me--I am an 8 Ulcer Man on 4 Ulcer Pay.

The existence of illness in the body may no doubt be called a shadow of the true illness which is held by man in his mind.

Is there such a thing as a man-made stroke? In other words, did someone do this to (Democratic Senator Tim Johnson)? ...I know what this [Republican] party is capable of.

....oysters are the only food that never causes indigestion. Indeed, a man would have to eat sixteen dozen of these acephalous molluscs in order to gain the 315 grammes of nitrogen he requires daily.

The normal food of man is vegetable.

Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off.

The more a man follows nature, and is obedient to her laws, the longer he will live; the farther he deviates from these, the shorter will be his existence.

For some men, the inflammation of their arteries is a result of really low good cholesterol.

The man who doctors himself with the aid of medical books, runs the risk of dying of a typographical error.

Late to bed, late to rise, makes a man unhealthy, poor, and stupid.