Quotes About Education

Daisy said, "I hate school too.

My name is A.J. and I hate school. Well, I hate that reading and writing and arithmetic part of school, anyway. That stuff is for the birds!

funny about it. I have learned a lot in my eight years. One thing I learned is that there is no reason why kids should have

Miss Daisy seemed like a pretty cool lady, for a teacher. Anybody who hated school and liked to sit around watching TV and eating chocolate treats was okay by me. Me and Miss Daisy had a lot in common. Maybe going to school wouldn't be so terrible after all.

I guess Mr. Klutz will have to get another sub for our class," said Emily.

Miss Small is off the wall!

be here teaching you, I could be home sitting on my comfortable

Today," she said, "we're going to learn about the history of the toilet bowl.

We also suggested that Dr. Nicholas teach us about the history of burping, maggots, snakes, and barf.

Dumb Miss Daisy and Principal Klutz

Then we'd have to go to Dirk School, which is a school for dorks on the other side of town.

How to Spell Read

library is the tallest building in the world, because it has the most stories. Mr. Klutz totally doesn't

6 Nah-Nah-Nah Boo-Boo Y'know how your teacher says you have to read a chapter in a book before you can have fun? And you really don't want to? Well, read this chapter. Then go have fun! And tell your teacher nah-nah-nah boo-boo!

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College is the longest vacation you will ever take.

The most important thing to remember, the guiding principle, is to try to keep your son's self-esteem intact while he is in school. That is the real risk to his success and to his mental health. Once he's out of school, the world will be different. He'll find a niche where the fact that he can't spell well, or didn't read until he was eight, won't matter. But if he starts to hate himself because he isn't good at

schoolwork, he'll fall into a hole that he'll be digging himself out of for the rest of his life.

It is parents and educators who need to create a climate that clearly communicates a moral code in which cruelty is neither tolerated nor ignored. In a home

He talks some more about classes he likes--not many--and those he doesn't like, and it is clear that, whatever sophisticated planning has gone into curriculum design at Alan's school, the distinction between a good class and a bad class, from his point of view, has a lot to do with the freedom it offers to stand up and walk around.

By cutting critical domestic programs such as education, health, environmental protection, and veterans' services, this budget reveals misplaced priorities.

We are currently working on new policies to protect and create American jobs, particularly by improving education. We need more information in order to find the best solutions to this increasing concern for American families.

Most people want to be entertained, not educated.

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