Quotes About Education

Boy walks in to class room: Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: I saw a sign on the way to school. Teacher: What did the sign say? Boy: School ahead slow down.

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Whats the point of studying for finals if they are not final? We are coming back to school next year!

That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn't even one of the choices.

February 13 should be international condom day.

If Tumblr and Twitter were school subjects, my parents would love me.

Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: I'm GETTING PAPER

I now know how uncomfortable most parents have it when they're having the sex talk with their children.

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabetsoup?

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.

Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick.

My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson'.

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.

In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.

Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.

We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.

My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years.

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

Study without thought is vain: thought without study is dangerous.